Don’t get mad...
Bring in the robots.
Don’t get mad, leave and take your taxes with you.
Maybe it’s time to just Close, Sell Off everything and Retire, hell maybe even collect a Government check.
"Don’t get mad... Bring in the robots."
No, shut down the franchises in the area. Robots aren't cheap and given the history of Seattle anarchists, they'd routinely be torn up completely or suffer major damage.
Let Mooch cry about it becoming a restaurant desert and the same people who lost their jobs because of the higher wages can burn down whatever is still there.