[Vigilanteman]

My Daddy hated it and used to say that when he died, he was going to visit FDR in hell and twist his head around 360 degrees twice every year.

I always smile when I turn the clocks just thinking about Dad confronting FDR.

[GunsAndBibles]

When told the reason for daylight saving time, the Old Indian said, “Only the Government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.”

[mylife]

LOL!!!