Posted on 06/19/2016 10:57:19 AM PDT by Brookhaven
And plenty of beer, not the light junk, real six percent alcohol or better, Steel Reserve will do it.
You’ve got a great recipe there. Now just add dark beer.
“Feel the Bean!”
-or-
“Honkala If You Hate Hillary”
Yes, I know this is ficton, because that combination of characteristics in any liberal is a fantasy. But still, if a liberal does it it's not racist.
If you were to eat a bag of those on a road trip, your travel companions would kick you out and leave you by the side of the road.
“I’d suggest roasted soy beans. You’ll pass noxious fumes for hours on end, an endless stream.”
You ain’t joking. I made the mistake of washing about half a large bag of those with beer one evening. Good thing I lived alone at the time!
Once, during an always hurried lunch on the job, I came home to let the dog out, as it was cold outside that day and I had let the dog stay in till noon. I grabbed a can of sardines and some saltine crackers and wolfed them down. Still hungry, I scanned the refrigerator for something else. A tub of cottage cheese caught my eye, I still had the tube of crackers out, so a saucer of cottage cheese with more of the crackers completed lunch. I am a little lactose intolerant, I guess, and all those ingredients started to rumble that afternoon. A co-worker and I were working on something about 6 feet from each other. The pressure mounted to the unbearable level, so I released a bit. Co-worker gets a whiff and immediately tells me that if that came from my insides, that I probably need to go to the hospital....
A pound of celery works WELL, too.
They already stink. No need for the excessive methane
Beaners?
Does that woman understand she’s going to be on the receiving end of several truck loads of beans? The mailman is not going to be pleased.
Wise move. I hope Trump takes the opportunity to hurl some inimitable insults of his their way, that sends the feminists, the Republican castrati and the left into a lather.
These are all liberals doing this - they’re all going to want to be part of the group. Therefore, half will be able to fart, while other half will strain so hard to keep up that they’ll crap their pants.
Brown out to follow
A small test tube of butyric acid, accidently broken???
No excess calories need be consumed!
Nobody will notice a difference. Same ‘smell’ different day.
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