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World’s Largest ‘Fart-In’ Is Planned for Hillary Clinton’s Acceptance Speech in Philadelphia
Truth Dig ^ | 6-19-2016 | truth dig

Posted on 06/19/2016 10:57:19 AM PDT by Brookhaven

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To: Brookhaven

I suggest two or three plats of the best beans with pickled eggs for chaser, then to a after dinner drink a bit of castor oil.


61 posted on 06/19/2016 2:50:49 PM PDT by crz
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To: Brookhaven

Throw in a half pound of Haribo’s Sugar Free Gummi Bears for good measure. (Check reviews on Amazon for effectivness)


62 posted on 06/19/2016 3:05:57 PM PDT by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

“Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty… and fart proudly!” Benjamin Franklin


63 posted on 06/19/2016 3:48:52 PM PDT by Huaynero
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To: George Washington Axe

Nobody had mentioned onions.


64 posted on 06/19/2016 3:53:48 PM PDT by oldasrocks (They should lock all of you up and only let out us properly medicated people.)
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To: Rurudyne

...”let the smog berries billow.”

ROFLOLOL.
FReepers sure know how to turn a phrase.


65 posted on 06/19/2016 5:06:57 PM PDT by mumblypeg (Make America Sane Again.)
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To: Brookhaven

Hehehe!


66 posted on 06/19/2016 6:52:54 PM PDT by Ciexyz ("You know who gets hurt? The people who worked hard, lived frugally, and saved their money."- Trump)
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To: mumblypeg

Broccoli produces smelly farts.


67 posted on 06/19/2016 6:55:31 PM PDT by Ciexyz ("You know who gets hurt? The people who worked hard, lived frugally, and saved their money."- Trump)
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To: ameribbean expat

I just pictured the A-Bomb mushroom cloud.


68 posted on 06/19/2016 7:44:22 PM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: Quickgun

LOL! That sounds like a perfect combo! :-)


69 posted on 06/20/2016 10:15:36 AM PDT by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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