Posted on 06/19/2016 10:57:19 AM PDT by Brookhaven
Philadelphia: Cheri Honkala, the leader of the Poor People’s Economic Human Rights Campaign, announced that her group was organizing the world’s largest “fart-in” to be held on July 28 at the Wells Fargo Center during Hillary Clinton’s anticipated acceptance speech for the Democratic nomination.
“We will be holding a massive bean supper for Bernie Sanders delegates on American Street in my Kensington neighborhood on the afternoon of July 28,” she said. “We are setting up a Clintonville there, modeled on the Hoovervilles of the 1930s where the poor and unemployed built shanty towns. The Sanders delegates, their bellies full of beans, will be able to return to the Wells Fargo Center and greet the rhetorical flatulence of Hillary Clinton with the real thing.”
Honkala said she would issue an invitation to Sanders to join the bean supper, which she is calling Beans for Hillary. She has asked donors to send cans of beans to 1301-W Porter Street, Philadelphia, Pa., 19148.
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I suggest two or three plats of the best beans with pickled eggs for chaser, then to a after dinner drink a bit of castor oil.
Throw in a half pound of Haribo’s Sugar Free Gummi Bears for good measure. (Check reviews on Amazon for effectivness)
“Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty… and fart proudly!” Benjamin Franklin
Nobody had mentioned onions.
...”let the smog berries billow.”
ROFLOLOL.
FReepers sure know how to turn a phrase.
Hehehe!
Broccoli produces smelly farts.
I just pictured the A-Bomb mushroom cloud.
LOL! That sounds like a perfect combo! :-)
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