Trump army sabotages Michelle Fields' book reviews on Amazon

Washington Examiner ^ | 6-25-16 | RED ALERT POLITICS

[dynachrome]

"The book grabbed my arms and pulled me to the ground," one Amazon customer wrote.

[Defiant]

I liked this one:

Dropped the book and it hit my big toe (I felt like it pulled me to the ground). Expect charges Friday morning for battery. See you in court.

[Cowgirl of Justice]

“This book is the worst thing to happen to me since my dad died.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

[HalfFull]

“After attempting to read this filth, I broke my 7 year sobriety and I’m currently on my way to an AA meeting. Michelle Fields has destroyed my life. DO NOT buy this book unless you want to ruin your life. No one can come out of this sane and unharmed”

[dynachrome]

I added my vote to that review as “most helpful”!

[farming pharmer]

OMG! Thank You! I haven't laughed this hard in since I can't remember when. I'm crying and my face hurts!

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Candy-Gold-Bears-5-Pound/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1466868227&sr=8-1&keywords=haribo+sugar+free+gummy+bears

[HalfFull]

I actually feel sort of sorry for her. The primary subject matter isn’t bad (ridiculous perks congress critters enjoy) and it took time to write the book. Too bad she lacks judgement...it will cost her $$.

[LS]

LOL, “7 out of 10 who thinks she’s a 10 out of 10”

[TheNext]

Amazon Jeff Bezos hates Trump.

Loser Amazon Jeff Bezos needs to quickly hire Brian Willians to support Michelle Fields story with Brian’s eyewitness account. He was there.

[stillfree?]

Those reviews are priceless! Stop by and “like” a few. I did.

[P.O.E.]

My sides hurt. Hysterical!

[dynachrome]

“Be sure to also buy a tub of Oxyclean with this to get the blood and diarrhea stains out of your underwear, clothes, furniture, pets, loved ones, ceiling fans.”

[dynachrome]

I did

[Flick Lives]

Someone should write a book that’s nothing but an Amazon “best of” reviews of books by Amazon users. They’re funnier than the books they are reviewing.

[cableguymn]

They are funny.. but not as good as the 5lb bag of sugar free Gummie bears

[Jane Long]

LOL!!

[boycott]

“I gave this book two stars because the paper was soft enough to use when wiping my ass.”

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LOL!

[blueunicorn6]

The Dems woke up and have been furiously writing reviews.

[Ray76]

Fields has it coming to her. She used a lot of loaded language on Meagan Kelly’s program: “Nobody wants to be touched and violated like that”. She makes it sound as if she were raped. Then she goes on to claim it’s the worst day of her life since her father died.

Princess Snowflake had her day in the sun and now is gone.

[JoeProBono]

[BigpapaBo]

Note the Gruber reference in review section.
I actually read the first chapter at B&N this morning while my children roamed the store.
What tripe.