Posted on 06/25/2016 8:00:37 AM PDT by dynachrome
"The book grabbed my arms and pulled me to the ground," one Amazon customer wrote.
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonexaminer.com ...
There is one about the funniest amazon reviews at the site
See #20
Yeah. Keep checking “most helpful” for the funny reviews. Honestly, the preview pages of the book re really poorly written.
88%-one star
pro’s group will likely buy 50000 copies to boosting...like Clintons did.
While waiting for the evening traffic to thin down I opened the book and started reading while in my car. When approaching the end of the first chapter I noticed a bearded man walking my way close to my car. My window was down due to the hot weather and I didn't want my engine to over heat running my air condition in the line. When the bearded man was at my door he looked me in the eyes and said, "Give me your key"!.
Without thinking, I threw Michelle's book at his face and at the same time put my foot on the gas! Looking back at the situation today safely sitting here at my computer desk I would have to give the book one star for saving my life.
I gave this book one star because it saved by life.
How did she get a book written and published that fast? Who’s her connection?
I'm so happy!
;^)
Is that Cory Ledondowski in that picture?
What the heck was Michelle Bauchman thinking of with that Hot dog? Was this a prank gone wrong or something?
“Wow! I mean just Wow! I really tired to read this book, but
Mentality shaken from just the first few paragraphs, of stunningly bad grammar,. run-on sentences and childlike wordsmithing, I dropped the book and grabbed my bottle of 12year old Tallisker to lubricate my neurons back to some semblance of functionality. The brandy glass full of Tallsiker, went down like warm butter and “Barons of the Beltway” found itself in the more useful role of cage lining for Betty, my comfort scorpion.”
I want to know what the guy under the sign is thinking. Wait, I know.
Anyone can self-publish their own books now. My wife has done one that is a soap-making journal, and it has sold some on Amazon. Essentially, she took a file she had made for her own hobby purposes, and dolled it up a bit. She has some sort of arrangement where Amazon prints up a copy and ships it when someone orders.
The next step, which she hasn't bothered with, is to use social media to publicize your work and drum up sales.
My wife "published" her book as a bit of a lark, but someone who was serious would self-promote.
LMAO!
Pelosi, not Bachman.
“My grandfather smoked nearly his whole life. I was 10 years old when my mother said “If you want to live long enough to see your grandchildren graduate, you must stop immediately.” Tears welled up in his eyes, he knew what was at stake, and he gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. Later my mother said to me- “Don’t ever smoke. Please don’t put us through what your grandfather put us through.” I agreed. At the age of 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I have to say, I feel a very slight sense of regret having never done it, because this book gave me cancer.”
“A modern masterpiece. A beautiful mix of Greek tragedy while also pulling from common folklore of ‘The Boy who cried Wolf’. Fields gives her first personal account of her spiral from a Breitbart reporter to her current home at HuffPo, reporting on cats.”
Good one, Joe
It appears Michelle’s book is published by Random House.
Williams was on the burning Hindenburg when he commandeered a passing missile from Slim Pickens. He redirected it to Florida by the sheer force of his charm, but he was too late to stop Fields from being totally Voorheesed by Corey.
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