[LoveUSA]

I asked to have a cake made and decorated by Wegman’s once. The writing on the cake looked like it was done by a psychopath trying to camouflage his handwriting. Took to customer service and told them I’d be embarrassed to give anyone that cake, left it in the counter and walked out. Now that I think about it, they might not have understood that I meant it was sloppy. The cake’s message was supposed to look like I bought it on clearance. It was a joke. It said “Happy Bar mitzvah, Irving!”

[MosesKnows]

I asked to have a cake made and decorated by Wegman’s once

I ordered a sheet cake and they asked what I wanted it to say. I said I wanted it to say Happy Birthday.

They suggested I add to that because of all the open space on the cake. I thought about it for a minute and said put you're not getting older at the top and add you're just getting better at the bottom.

And they did. When I picked up the cake, it said ;

at the top
You're not getting older at the top

in the middle
Happy Birthday

at the bottom
You're just getting better at the bottom