You and I have a lot in common...
I got dat dare RH negativity type blood, cordin tuh Ancient Aliens I’se a alien. I ben thankin I’se kinda green round da gills lately. Got dat low hart speed, got dat low blood pressure, got dem super high arches in mah feet. Onliest thang I can’t figger is they say a high IQ sposed tuh go along wif it, how’d I miss out on da smarts? I’s so slow I dun spent eight year tryin tuh figgerr out why we got da pressydent we got an ain’t got no anser yet. Reckon maybe it mite be cause most o’ da voters is eben dummer then I is?