A Chip off the Old Block: Malia Obama Seen Puffing on Suspicious Cigarette

Daily Mail UK ^ | 8/10/16 | Will Robinson

[sevinufnine]

Malia Obama has been accused of smoking marijuana after a video of her puffing on a suspicious cigarette was released. The president's eldest daughter was seen inhaling from the cigarette during the Lollapalooza music festival in Chicago. The brief clip, published by Radar on Wednesday, shows the 18-year-old mingling with crowds as she takes a drag. An eyewitness insisted she was smoking marijuana.

[T-Bone Texan]

A haiku:

She's way unhappy
Which is to be expected
Dad steals her boyfriends

[SandRat]

and the SINs of their earthly Father, ...

[cport]

One of your best yet
So much fodder for haikus
How do you choose one?

[txrefugee]

Can you imagine the Democrat media caterwauling if one of the W daughters had been photographed sucking on a suspicious cig? It would have been wall to wall for days, but not a peep from them when it’s one of THEIR First Daughters. Such is the biased media Trump faces every day.

[Menehune56]

According to the article this entitled brat is “currently enjoying a gap year before starting at Harvard University.”

[HomerBohn]

No scolding from papa Obammy. He was a choom gang member. He’ll just demand her stash be shared.

[anton]

Skank ho.

If her father was Michael Brown’s father she’d be turning $10 tricks for her addiction supplies.

[cport]

Your haikus are fast
By the time I posted mine
You had followed up

[T-Bone Texan]

It's a soup of thoughts
Countrerintuitively
My ADD helps

[Notasoccermom]

College prepper!

[cport]

Your haikus are fast By the time I posted mine You had followed up

Oops, that was for you, not me, derrr...

[jsanders2001]

She probably developed the habit lighting up daddy’s special cigarettes

[sevinufnine]

“She’s intentionally embarrassing her dad.”

That or pulling a “Miley Cyrus”.

Maybe she’s trying to distance herself and change her image from a “good little first-daughter” to “I’m just like the rest of you”.

[COBOL2Java]

Indeed!

[T-Bone Texan]

For a certain class
Success in life measured by
Quality of pot

[cport]

Keep stirring the soup
And feed us your prescient prose
With more about Obummer

[T-Bone Texan]

A haiku:

A vulgar cesspool
Nation stripped of all that's good
Replaced with twerking

[Mjreagan]

I spit out my coffee lol

[T-Bone Texan]

I get it. I got it. It’s all good.

[Mjreagan]

What a coincidence, I hear ‘special cigarette’ is Obama’s nickname for Reggie Love.