Jill Stein Promises To PROSECUTE Exxon Over Global Warming ‘Lies’

dailycaller.com ^ | 8/11/2016 | Michael Bastasch

[Vic S]

The real lie is that petroleum is not a fossil fuel. It’s found regularly below depths where fossils can be found (16,000 ft). Nat Gas is 95.2% methane (CH4) and some propane and ethane. Pools of methane and ethane are found on Saturn’s moon Titan. But that is not called fossil fuel lakes, but rather it’s real name: hydrocarbons.

[NorthMountain]

Obviously, Democrat voters who take seriously the threatening dangers of Global Warming must vote for Jill Stein. Hillary just won't address this Serious Problem.

Remember this, democrats: Vote Jill Stein!

[napscoordinator]

Yep! I just wish she had the traction Jonson has. I’d love all 4 debating. That would be hillarious.

[dfwgator]

Well at least she agrees with John McCain.

[NorthMountain]

You look at that picture, and in your mind’s eye you can smell the patchouli, weed, and unwashed crotch ...

[NorthMountain]

McCain was and is a braying jackass.

[Gaffer]

As an older man, we’d understand that....I was trying to put myself in the spot of a virginal teen wholly un-experienced with raw skank. :0)

[Gaffer]

I have a cat who hocks up hairballs that look much like the dred rolls on this skank’s head.

[M Kehoe]

Dear Jill:

Government makes policy. Exxon makes profits.

Obviously your boys have been in power for almost 8 years, and what do you have to show for it? The coal industry is going south, and electric rates are going north.

Bottom line, Jill? You and your boys need to lie a whole lot more if you want utopia.

5.56mm

[10mm]

"Pools of methane and ethane are found on Saturn’s moon Titan. But that is not called fossil fuel lakes, but rather it’s real name: hydrocarbons."

Yup. The concept that dinosaurs gave their lives so that I can run my truck is laughable on its face.

[MayflowerMadam]

Let the old lady talk and seduce Democrat voters. A Dem vote for Jill is a vote Hillary won’t get.

[Mr. K]

Good! Go Get ‘em Jill!

(she takes many votes away from HilLIARy)

[Fido969]

Good, the further left she goes, the more she draws the cheated Bernie supporters from Hillary.

[NorthMountain]

Back in the day, I suspect we both knew guys that hung around with the hippies because the hippie chicks were 'easy'. And if you can get past the smell ...

Your hypothetical son two mommies is utterly clueless.

[rktman]

LOL! Ooops. Sorry. But hey, at least it was a “teachable moment”. Now for a beer summit.

[Gaffer]

I like Budweiser....

[NorthMountain]

A Dem vote for Jill is a vote Hillary won’t get.

We're told endlessly that the a non-Trump vote is a vote for Hildebeeste. By the same logic, any democrat voting for Jill Stein is really supporting Trump.

[Gaffer]

Obviously, you have never read “Heather has two Mommies.”

[rktman]

Oh. Abiotic oil? LOL! Srsly, just how many damn dinosaurs would it take to have supplied all the “fossil” fuels we’ve consumed.

[NorthMountain]

Correct. I have seen the title, and declined to open the book. Likewise “Daddy’s Roommate” and similar classics of great children’s literature ...