1 posted on
08/22/2016 7:35:50 PM PDT by
Mozilla
To: Mozilla
Among many other things, over the years, my friend’s black Lab swallowed a paring knife.
And passed it.
He’ll be thirteen next month.
To: Mozilla
I would have given you all of my heart
but there’s someone who’s torn it apart
and she’s taking almost all that I’ve got
but if you want, I’ll try to love again
baby I’ll try to love again but I know
The first cut is the deepest, baby I know
The first cut is the deepest
‘cause when it comes to being lucky she’s cursed
when it comes to lovin’ me she’s worst
but when it comes to being loved she’s first
that’s how I know
The first cut is the deepest, baby I know
3 posted on
08/22/2016 7:39:33 PM PDT by
Old Yeller
(Hillary is Satan's spiritual advisor.)
To: Mozilla
A Ginsu vindaloo.
5 posted on
08/22/2016 7:41:50 PM PDT by
deadrock
(I is someone else.)
To: Mozilla
If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much space....
8 posted on
08/22/2016 7:48:51 PM PDT by
llevrok
(Lies are born the moment someone thinks the truth is dangerous.)
To: Mozilla
The dude may have had a bleeding problem, but he was sharp as a tack!
To: Mozilla
10 posted on
08/22/2016 8:11:20 PM PDT by
ConservativeMind
("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticide, abortion, and euthanasia.")
To: Mozilla
"What's Behind His Weird Craving"
He wanted to be a cut above everybody else?
12 posted on
08/22/2016 8:13:52 PM PDT by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: Mozilla
He needs to be in a mental institution. No sane man “craves” knives.
If he has iron deficiency, he can take iron pills.
13 posted on
08/22/2016 8:24:41 PM PDT by
Innovative
("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
To: Mozilla
More like what’s behind his behind.
15 posted on
08/22/2016 8:33:22 PM PDT by
TexasCruzin
(Trump is the man. #TrumpPence16)
To: Mozilla
Spiritual/mental issues combined with pica.
16 posted on
08/22/2016 8:40:38 PM PDT by
skr
(May God confound the enemy)
To: Mozilla
Odd way of curing an iron deficiency.
17 posted on
08/22/2016 8:46:43 PM PDT by
Rebelbase
(Vote Against Oppressive Humidity!)
To: Mozilla
It’s called Pica disorder—usually associated with people with developmental disabilities.
To: Mozilla
He could have got some fun and games going at airport TSA security checkpoints.
"He's buck naked and I'm still getting concealed weapon warnings!"
22 posted on
08/23/2016 12:12:22 AM PDT by
Iron Munro
(If Illegals voted Rebublican 50 Million Democrats Would Be Screaming "Build The Wall!")
To: Mozilla
23 posted on
08/23/2016 1:57:29 AM PDT by
ETL
(God PLEASE help America...ASAP)
To: Mozilla
24 posted on
08/23/2016 2:01:19 AM PDT by
anton
To: Mozilla
A man's craving for metal that led him to swallow 40 knives If I craved metal that much, I'd rather just pop in a Maiden CD ... :-)
28 posted on
08/23/2016 6:43:02 AM PDT by
bassmaner
(Hey commies: I am a' white male, and I am guilty of NOTHING! Sell your 'white guilt' elsewhere.)
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