Personally I recommend Lutheranism; you still get the Sacraments but you don’t have to deal with Frank the Hippie Pope. As long as you go LCMS Lutherans at least.
Admittedly I’m biased because it’s the church I’m clergy in, but I can tell you that in my experience, you get the Gospel and not the social justice gospel.
You’re clergy. Nice. Are you guys allowed to marry?
I will read up on it. Thanks.