Any drinking games on the agenda?
Drink every time Hitlery calls him “Donald”.
Drink every time Hitlery says “you know”.
Drink every time the moderator interrupts or challenges Trump.
Every time Hillary laughs at Trump requires a shot.
Every time Trump repeats a word (two words in a row) requires a shot.
You'll be drunk before the debate is over.
If Hillary actually keels over ... the game is over and everybody wins. I mean EVERYBODY. Bring out the harder stuff.