Madonna pledges oral sex for Clinton voters

thehill.com ^ | October 19, 2016 | Judy Kurtz

[Morgana]

Madonna is pledging to perform oral sex on voters who cast their ballots for Hillary Clinton.

The pop queen, known for her shocking antics, made the remark Tuesday while opening for comedian Amy Schumer in New York.

“If you vote for Hillary Clinton,” Madonna told the crowd at Madison Square Garden, “I will give you a blow job.”

“And I’m good,” the 58-year-old “Like a Virgin” singer, an outspoken supporter of the Democratic presidential nominee, said to cheers from the audience.

“I’m not a tool. I take my time,” Madonna boasted.

[peeps36]

If that doesn't work she could have men crap in her mouth like that software dude McAfee. She's full of shit anyway.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

The HILL is about 4 days late on this. Besides, on the Hill (i.e. Congress), she’d be just another “chickie”.

I worked on the Hill. One leftist Democrat had 4 young female staffers/interns? in very short skirts following him down the hall of the Canon House Office Building. The blond was cute. I wonder if he wife knew.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

#27. Re “Where is the calendar to sign up”? At your local VD Clinic, of course.

[Daffynition]

[Lisbon1940]

I live in Cali, so why not?

[NorthMountain]

They’re ALL number one on my list.

[rovenstinez]

Maybe she could get Rosie... and Barbara Streisand, get a whole line of ladies...it might give the election to Hillary. She should look into this. If she video taped it, she could always blame the Russians.

[tomkat]

I wouldn’t let that skank blow my dog.

Post of the Day !

[angry elephant]

So will some wives that were going to vote for Shillary accuse their hubbies that the hubbies are voting for Shillary to get a blowjob from Madonna?

[Paladin2]

Call her out...

[Wilderness Conservative]

just the thought of her on me is enough to make me puke and go celebate.

[Wisconsinlady]

What a disgusting pig.

[Catholic Canadian]

Madonna is kryptonite to heterosexual males. Apologies but women like her are a direct cause of male erectile dysfunction.

[aquila48]

Bookmark

[mr_griz]

My first thought here was that she must be expecting record low turnout for Hillary.

My next, more serious thought, was how sad it is that a woman at the end of her life would be willing to publicly debase herself in such a way.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Clintoon has already donated two 55 gallon drums of lip balm to “Madonna” for this effort. Taking one or maybe ten million for the party.

[grey_whiskers]

If Madonna had as many pricks sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she’d look like a porcupine.

I saw this in a book a long time ago, I forget its title.

Here lies entombed
Beneath these bricks
The scabbard of
Ten Thousand Pricks

[generally]

Yet another sign of how desperate the liberals have become.

[generally]

Someone said “Hillary’s going down!”

So Madonna said, “Me, too!”

[Newton]

If miley is leaving, can she take this hag with her?