[LouAvul]

For decades our universities have become caricatures of themselves, producing graduates who become increasingly irrelevant. These graduates can't find real jobs so they gravitate to the only fields available to fools, viz. politics and education.

Ultimately, we discover our universities are controlled by these people. How do we discover this? Because they introduce acupuncture and puppies for student's test anxiety.

If these are the future leaders of America, then America has no hope.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Dunno, this seems to make more sense than some of the other oddities, because it at least is focused on success in academic pursuits. I’d consider THAT a positive thing.

And what if it’s a veterinary school or a school of massage?