One of many that need to be banned. Let’s start with “Last Christmas”.
Can we ban Lennon’s “Imagine” from the Christmas song list. That song has nothing to do with Christmas and is an ode to godless communism.
“Recall The Beginning... A Journey From Eden” (1972)
THE STEVE MILLER BAND
“Enter Maurice”
Ooh, ah
Ooh, ah
Ooh, ah
Ooh, ah
Enter Maurice
My dearest darling, come closer to Maurice so I can whisper
sweet words of epismetology in your ear and speak to you of
the pompitous of love. Even though our road is rough and
long, for you to leave me at this time darling, must surely
be wrong. So come back and reconsider one more thing. Maurice
is the only one to make your little heart sing.
Ooh mama ooh, ooh mama ooh
How can you do the things that you do?
Ooh mama ooh, ooh mama ooh
I’m gonna buy you some brand new shoes
I’m gonna buy you some brand new shoes
Enter Maurice
I don’t know why you won’t make no more apple pie. Since you’ve
been gone it’s been starvation mama, ever since I lost my
probation. Don’t you remember the time that you ended up in
jail? That’s right darling, it was Maurice who went your bail.
Now, there’s just one more thing that I want to say before you turn
and walk away.
Bom Bom Bom Bom do wah da di dit
Bom Bom Bom Bom do wah da di dit
Bom Bom Bom Bom do wah da di dit...
Darling please, don’t walk out that door, you must reconsider
darling, you’ve done it so many times before. It’s not too late,
It’s never too late, precious one, for Maurice to love you.
Just remember sweetheart, I bought myself a gun and I will be
the only one.
Just replace it with “Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw.”
Santa Baby, by Eartha Kitt
Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonightSanta baby, an auto space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you, dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonightThink of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be also good
If you'll check off my Christmas listSanta honey, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonightSanta cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonightSanta baby, and fill my stocking with a duplex and checks
Sign your 'x' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonightCome and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in meSanta baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean on the phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight
-PJ
In the early 1980’s if a guy stopped asking after his first “no” he would have never gotten anywhere.
I never got physical or angry, but I could be persistent.
My wife says that she was taught that a proper young lady always rebuffed the first advance.
All that being said, courting is confusing enough without getting the PC police involved.
In my world, the line between “persistent” and “rape” was physical force.
My son - who is in college now - says that they are being taught that “no means no” and that they MUST stop any kind of “persistence” at the first “no”.
Good thing that wasn’t the case when I went or he might not be here.
While we’re at it, how ‘bout ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’?
Yes, folks, in real life, people try to get each other to come inside for “coffee.”
Combined PING! and DANG!
Full original movie version which juxtaposes one rendition by Ricardo Montalbán and Esther Williams and another by Red Skelton and Betty Garrett with the roles reversed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MFJ7ie_yGU
WHAAAAAAT?
So rutting with every female - or male,hey -— you feel like, lie squirrels in a tree, is perfectly ok. But spending time alone with a man and then leaving even when he wishes you to stay a little longer IS PROMOTING RAPE?
Flirting. Seduction. From the days before you screwed like monkeys five minutes after you met. I love that song. I wish I lived back then when there were “reputations” and gallant men trying to skirt it. How fun!!!!
The offending lyrics:
Her: “Well, maybe just a half a drink more”...
Him: “Put on some records while I pour”...
Her: “I really don’t think...”
Him: “Baby it’s bad out there...”
Her: “Say, what’s in this drink...”
Him: “No cabs to be had out there...”
At some point, you have to look these people in the eye and ask them how they got so stupid. And laugh. They can’t take ridicule.
Might as well ban romance.
How about banning it because it’s a really annoying song? I put it up there with “Santa Baby”, “Last Christmas” and “Christmas Shoes”.
It is obvious in the song that she is looking for a reason to stay.
In fact a couple of times she finds an excuse to stay.
Date rape?
Please. Only a pervert would come up with that idea.
Yesterday the sun rose. Rapes also occurred.
Coincidence?
Depends on how old “baby” is.
But whatever, did they go off on a rant about rap music. That stuff, I would consider 1000x’s worse.
My personal just for fun favorite — “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”.
If it were two men two women or two trangender it would be fine