Hamas explosives chief accidentally blows himself up

Legal Insurrection ^ | 2/5/2017 | William A Jacobson

[hal ogen]

My response to this murdering moozlum’s death: Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[21twelve]

That’s what I was thinking - when the explosives “chief” blows himself up you they are working with an idiot gene pool.

[Scrambler Bob]

Accident due to lack of UN money.

No local OSHA branch.

[USMCPOP]

He blowed up real good!

They didn't call him Wally Qu-BOOM for nothing.

[Neidermeyer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXzzmOZP_RI

[Trentamj]

BOOM Shakalaka!

[Trentamj]

BOOM Shakalaka!

[Catmom]

If he lands in the kitchen sink you call him Dwayne.

[ichabod1]

I wonder if there’s video of that. Nothing I used to enjoy watching better than a pali carbeque and the crowds throwing the wounded into an ambulance all shrieking and howling.

[bunkerhill7]

Muhammad Hemada Walid al-Quqa Muhammad Walid al-Quqa

or better known by his initials Nickname M.H.WAQMWAQ

[M-cubed]

Maybe we can revive it to a new PC version....*G*

lil Johnny:... Hey!...Mrs al-Quari...can Mohammad come out and play baseball with us?

Mrs al-Quari:...You know little Mohammad was a child jihadist and lost both arms and legs in a suicide bombing attempt..

lil Johnny:...That's no problem!....We just wanted to use him as 2nd base!!

[Doogle]

.sounds good to me....of course he could become a camel saddle

[BobL]

What a HORRIBLE LOSS, assuming that he was wearing that jacket at the time.

[BobL]

Nice touch to have the sun beating down on them!

[Doogle]

I went looking for some, but think most gave been scrubbed

[Fiddlstix]

That graphic has been around for years. It has been posted many times. The name of the artist is on the bottom right but it is illegible.

[anton]

We can adapt a joke.

Father Flanigan, a Boy Scout and Muhammad Walid al-Quqa are all flying in a small plane.

The pilot clutches his chest and keels over dead from a heart attack.

Father Flannigan says that there are only two parachutes.

Immediately, Muhammad Walid al-Quqa straps one on, yells “Allah Akbar! I am the smartest Muslim on the world!” And, jumps out of the plane.

Father Flannigan says: “Son, you are just a boy. Take the other parachute and save yourself. You have your whole life in front of you.

The Boy Scout says: “Father, I don’t think there is gonna be a problem. The smartest Muslim in the world just jumped out of the plane with nothing but my back pack.”

[lonevoice]

LOL!

[Ahithophel]

Retired Navy Seal Richard Marcinko tells an interesting story in one of his Rogue Warrior books. After the U.S. Embassy in Beruit was bombed in 1983, Marcinko and his Seal Team hunted Beruit for terrorist bomb makers by driving around the city with a device that transmitted electronic signals on a broad range of frequencies. Whenever one of these transmissions matched the bomb maker's chosen frequency, and if the bomb was "live" or active, there'd be an explosion. Marcinko recounts that success was measured by the number of explosions the Seals heard or observed while driving down the street.

[o-n-money]

Sounds more like second base.