[RossA]

United announces new seating options: First Class, Business Class, Economy Plus, Cardiac Arrest and Fight Club.

[samtheman]

United announces new seating options: First Class, Business Class, Economy Plus, Cardiac Arrest and Fight Club.

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LOL!

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

Hilarious.

[Carl Vehse]

Fly SW; you pay extra for a priority position in the boarding line.

Once on board, seating is first come; first serve.

[bigmak007]

That be funny.
I haven’t flown since 2003, when a poor tsa engrisher made me take my shoes off. I was picked because of my ponytail.