Hillary Clinton Is Furious. And Resigned. And Funny. And Worried. (Rodham pity party alert)

NY Magazine ^ | May 26, 2017 | Rebecca Traister

[Zakeet]

Poor old witch ... wearing no makeup and giant Coke-bottle glasses ... wearing a urine yellow colored gunny sack tunic and cheap costume jewellery ... looking less Clinton and more Rodham ... Hillary's disgraceful spectacle continues ... and you bad old Freepers have yourselves to blame!

[chris37]

[SaveFerris]

She’d look much better in orange.

[freefdny]

I think she’s been spending a lot of time with Lloyd the bartender since election night.

[LeoWindhorse]

Angel of Death , come and claim her wretched soul

[Paladin2]

Comedy is why H-> is not in the Clink.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Can you hear the subtle vacuum-cleaneresqe hummming as the writer applies both lips and face-lock on Hillary’s nether regions in joyous praise - but in a completely honest and non-partisan impartial manner of adoration!

(Er, professional political analysis.)

[Paladin2]

Where are the escorts and the Wide Load signs?

[AnotherUnixGeek]

The endless willingness of the media - which is, after all, the official propaganda arm of the Democratic Party - to give Hillary coverage and air her lame excuses gives me hope that she might be the Democratic nominee again in 2020. The woman is a loser and I’d love to see her heading up the Democratic ticket again - but that’s probably too much to hope for.

[TexasTransplant]

FUHRC

[ransomnote]

She’s wearing makeup in the yellow suit picture. The article says she was wearing black/grey when she met the reporter.

[abb]

I don’t see her liver holding out for that long.

[ransomnote]

“Wearing no makeup and giant Coke-bottle glasses, dressed in a gray mock-turtleneck and black zip sweatshirt, ...”

[EVO X]

As staffers and friends began to melt down with shock and grief, Clinton, by all accounts, remained preternaturally calm. One staffer speculated that she was able to do so because she is a person who often expects the worst and does not trust the best: “It was an example of reality rising to meet her expectations.”

That isn't what I read happened on election night.

[a fool in paradise]

Bitter Clinger/Klingon

[ViLaLuz]

The evil operating inside oozes from her eyes. Creepy.

[fieldmarshaldj]

The older she gets, the more she looks like Soros.

[abb]

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/preternatural

Preternatural derives from the Latin praeter naturam, which means “beyond nature.”

[EVO X]

I suggest the following:

Her defeat occurred with preternatural speed.

[abb]

Maybe we can get the mods to have that as Word of the Day.