Dear McDonald’s Restaurants,
Since you both support and honor the practice of men and boys placing their members into each other’s mouths and rectums, it is time for me to cease from purchasing your products, as I can no longer do so in good conscience.
Whoever within your organization has undertaken to have you adopt such support for unhealthy, futile practices has little understanding of what makes life and business a good thing. Shame on them. Shame on you. Shame on us all.
-FC
And more homos mean less children. McD is an empire based on catering to children.