If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street
If you get too cold, I’ll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet ..........
That is why the British celebrate Guy Fawkes day. The cost of a new parliament building is cheap compared to the cost to a free people of maintaining a parliament.
Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
Cos I’m the taxman, yeah, I’m the taxman
And you’re working for no one but me
Taxman!