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40 Things No Man Over 40 Should Own
bestlifeonline.com ^ | 7/11/2017 | Eric Spitznagel

Posted on 07/24/2017 10:00:35 AM PDT by rktman

There’s an old proverb (or maybe it’s just the title of a Broadway play) that reminds us of the universal truth: “You can’t take it with you.” Though they’re talking about life after death, I believe it applies to your 40s, as well. If you’re a man on the cusp of middle age, there’s a long list of things you should be leaving in the past. I’m talking about everything from scooters that would be mistaken for a child’s to wildly age-inappropriate clothing to the single worst haircut any man can have—especially someone at your dignified station in life.

Now, without further ado, here are the 40 things you should probably say goodbye to immediately. And once you’ve cut these things out of your life, be sure to learn the 40 words and phrases no man over 40 should ever say.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; humor; over40nono; snark; thecoolkids
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To: rktman

No man over 20 should ever look at a web site named “bestlifeonline.com.” Ever.


21 posted on 07/24/2017 10:13:57 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: rktman

I own hoodies, they’re good jackets, especially for working in the yard. Flip flops are the correct shoe for going to the pool and kicking around the yard, both of which I do quite a bit. I still own the copy of Art of War I got as a teen, it’s not really “announcing” anything, it’s a good book, I own many good books. I’m spending more time bowling lately, thinking of getting shoes, but they’d be after getting my own ball. If you have alcohol you should have shot glasses, sure you might be spending more time in tumbler country, but you should be capable of dropping a shot. A lot of people find it handy I have a key chain bottle opener, it especially comes in handy when work decides to have a party. Baseball caps are good covers when doing yard work (I think that’s his 3rd yard work tool to complain about, apparently the guy needs a yard). I where mostly band shirts, it’s a casual life.


22 posted on 07/24/2017 10:13:57 AM PDT by discostu (You are what you is, and that's all it is, you ain't what you're not, so see what you got.)
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To: rktman

1) Slip ons in a campground shower? Not happening.

2) Hubby has funny ties he wears at Christmas. I like them, too. They stay.

3) Sun Tzu ain’t going anywhere. It’s mine.


23 posted on 07/24/2017 10:14:10 AM PDT by mewzilla (Was Obama surveilling John Roberts? Might explain a lot.)
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To: rktman
That all changes when you turn 60, after which you get to any damn thing you please because screw them all, you took your pulse this morning and you got to 1 and that means it's gonna be a good day.

But OK, I guess I'll lose the Winnie-the-Pooh sheet set.

24 posted on 07/24/2017 10:14:34 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Responsibility2nd

Amen.


25 posted on 07/24/2017 10:14:49 AM PDT by Mr. Lucky
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To: mewzilla

They’ll take my Snoopy Tie over my dead body.


26 posted on 07/24/2017 10:15:17 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: rktman
40 Things No Man Over 40 Should Own

A Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama bumper sticker.

27 posted on 07/24/2017 10:15:25 AM PDT by Alberta's Child ("I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris." -- President Trump, 6/1/2017)
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To: rktman

I have Martin Vintage Guitar collection, that I probably should unload at some point soon.


28 posted on 07/24/2017 10:15:44 AM PDT by nikos1121 (Rudy Guiuliani for Head of FBI)
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To: rktman

I only have two items on the list. Shot glasses... hidden away in the liquor cabinet. I also have a baseball cap... a “Make America Great” cap. I’m keeping that one.


29 posted on 07/24/2017 10:15:47 AM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: rktman
Definitely written by homos.

WTF is wrong with "flip flops" better known as "slippahs" here in Hawaii. That is ALL I wear in the tropics. Shoes are for the gym or very rare occasions. We just do not dress up.

30 posted on 07/24/2017 10:15:57 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Alberta's Child
A Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama bumper sticker.

Same goes for men Under 40.

31 posted on 07/24/2017 10:16:05 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: CodeToad

LOL, I work from home so barefoot for me right now.


32 posted on 07/24/2017 10:16:15 AM PDT by VastRWCon (LARGE PRINT GIVE IT, small print take it away.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

This is example of mental masturbation by the left.


33 posted on 07/24/2017 10:16:41 AM PDT by nikos1121 (Rudy Guiuliani for Head of FBI)
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To: mewzilla
Ok, author got me with the skinny jeans. None in this house. But they skeeve me out when I see them on a guy of any age.
34 posted on 07/24/2017 10:16:51 AM PDT by mewzilla (Was Obama surveilling John Roberts? Might explain a lot.)
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Well, I only fail on two of these... wearing baseball caps and having enormous piles of laundry. But I’d kind of like to be failing on a 3rd one... having a girlfriend born during the (Bill) Clinton administration. Sue me.


35 posted on 07/24/2017 10:16:58 AM PDT by irishjuggler
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To: rktman

I wear a baseball cap for mowing the lawn and attending my son’s Little League games. It keeps the son out of my eyes.

I have two Ronald Reagan shot glasses that I use for cognac every five years or so. I am not giving them up to be cool.

I guess I pass on the rest, but don’t accept the author’s authority on such things.


36 posted on 07/24/2017 10:16:58 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: mewzilla

Sun Tzu’s a bit old for you, you know, Mew..... /s


37 posted on 07/24/2017 10:17:09 AM PDT by combat_boots (God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her! Merry Christmas! In God We Trust!)
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To: rktman

“...be sure to learn the 40 words and phrases no man over 40 should ever say.”

I have just two phrases for you to learn (it’ll be easier for you, Eric Spitznagel): FU and mind your own business.


38 posted on 07/24/2017 10:17:39 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (WKU 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Champions)
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To: dfwgator

Ditto on the shot glasses!!


39 posted on 07/24/2017 10:17:43 AM PDT by mewzilla (Was Obama surveilling John Roberts? Might explain a lot.)
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To: rktman

A few are spot on.

A Guy Fieri Haircut (needs no explanation)

A Girlfriend Born in the Clinton Years.....Too funny


40 posted on 07/24/2017 10:18:07 AM PDT by Ouderkirk (To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
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