I miss the days of John Madden and Pat Summerall on CBS. One talked too much and the other one didn’t say enough, but they balanced each other and made any game they broadcast an enjoyable one to watch.
Hilarious! If I may extend...
Both coaches pregame: “we aren’t going to take therm for granted. They are a great team that has to be respected.”
At half:
Losing coach: “we have to start taking take care of the ball, get first downs and capitalize on scoring and defensive opportunities.”
Winning Coach: “We can’t get overconfident. They are a great team that has to be respected.”
OK, now you don’t have to hear somewhat hot, if aging, chicks ask and answer the same platitudes.
There’s some idiot who interviews the key player after the Sunday MLB game. His favorite question? “What are you going to eat back in the clubhouse?” They never know what is in the clubhouse, and they never care about the question, but he keeps asking. Bryce Harper didn’t even bother to hide his disgust and ripped the headphones off the second he could.
It’s as bad as the woman on the sidelines who, during the Dennis Miller era, was asking, “What is the most recent book you’ve read?” She asked this on camera while play was proceeding. But, the ESPN guy proves bimbos come in both genders.
Good graphic, that about sums it up.
ESPN is horrible. Only slightly worse than Chris Collinsworth. Phil Simms is also brutal.
I still remember that jerk Tirico refusing to say “Redskins” and carpet bombing us with the word “Washington.”