Posted on 09/17/2017 9:47:03 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
President Trump is killing me. Really.
By Dana Milbank Opinion writer September 15 at 7:46 PM
President Trump is killing me.
No, really. Hes killing me.
I went for my annual physical last month, and, for the first time in my 49 years, I had to report that Ive not been feeling well: fatigue, headaches, poor sleep, even some occasional chest pain. My doctor checked my blood pressure, which had always been normal before: alarmingly high!
What could this mean? I dont smoke, Im not obese and I swim most days. The doctor hooked me up to electrodes and ran an EKG; it was normal. He suggested I try an ultra-low-sodium diet, and I spent a few weeks living on unsalted rice cakes, undressed salads and unappealing entrees; the pressure dropped a few points, but not enough. We could pretty much rule out sleep apnea and other things that can cause a spike in blood pressure. My doctor had me take a calcium CT scan of my heart, which filled me with enough radiation to melt smores but turned up nothing terrible.
At this point, I arrived at a self-diagnosis: I was suffering from Trump Hypertensive Unexplained Disorder, or THUD. For almost five decades, I had been the picture of health, but eight months into Trumps presidency, I was suddenly ailing. Trump is the only variable, I told my doctor. He sure is variable, my doc replied, endorsing the diagnosis.
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“Embrace the suck!” - Pelosi
“Dana Milbank is a total dochebag.
Douchebag manufacturers should rise up and sue for defamation. “
He’s the nozzle part.
“Dana Milbank - poor victim - bet he loved Obama....
The love that dare not speak its name? That kind of love?”
The road less traveled?
Can’t wait until tomorrow.
Chris Plante will roast this guy, once again.
Chris calls him, Dana “I’m out of my depth” Milbank.
good, take all the other liberals with you!
Dear Mr Milbank,
Hang in there Buttercup... I survived Obama!
Looks like he’s an Hillary Clinton/John McCain Uniparty hack who describes himself as left of center.
Dana Milbank is also a progressive promoter of “Russia hacked the DNC” - again - a Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Ralph Peters narrative....
Hope so. There’s a lot of laughs to be had on this one.
Die faster, Dana. You’re wasting oxygen that a smarter person could really use more wisely.
Great... Thanks for posting
Well, that figures. A lot.
Typical leftist narratives. They must love them some Rachel Madcow.
WINNING !
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Yes, its terminal!
(Thank God!)
The title should be “Gender confused liberal literally sick as Trump lives rent-free 27x7 in his head and leaves the toilet seat up”.
PBBBBLT!
Dana just needs to change his way of thinking. If he were more patriotic, Trump would actually make him feel more safe and he might even find his Trump’s tweets humorous and witty.
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