Gosh.....
I remember slow dancing with Joni at our 8th grade graduation dance.
I discovered that girls are warm and soft and smell good.
Thus began my downfall in life......
You mean they’re gonna bring back foot rulers to make sure the coeds stay that far apart?
That’s greasy 1950’s high school stuff!
I must not have gotten the consent memo-I’m far past college, but when a guy walks up and says “would you like to dance?” I either say “yes” and let him lead me onto the floor or “not just now” if I don’t want to-that still works for me...
Unless a male is bringing another male as a date to these dances, they would be advised to stay away.
If a man fails to ask a sufficient number of times, that will be treated as a problem.
If the woman fails to ask a sufficient number of times, that will not be treated as a problem.
These application of these standards are always sexist.
The man is always guilty, so why bother?
Are they that concerned about consent when a m*zzy puts his machete against a Christian neck and starts sawing?
I’d like to know the payroll and budget for the Sexual Harassment/Assault Advising, Resources, & Education department.
If they don’t know which bathroom to use, they must need help with this too.
Left to run things, DemoRATs will soon be managing men’s erections.
Or should one just snap one's fingers like The Fonz?
Young lady: "Yes, I would.
Young man: "That's wonderful. Do you see than man over there in the three piece suit? He is my lawyer. Shall we go over to him and complete the paperwork?"
I’ll say it again — cultural marxists set out decades ago to destroy Christian morality, but as with everything confused and hypocritical they do, they at the same time ran into obvious contradictions with various parts of their class and victim-based politics.
So they have muddled their way along and cobbled together a Frankenstein facsimile of a moral system, of course, without God, Natural Law, tradition, sin the 10 Commandments or anything like that.
We now have Progressives and Cultural Marxists writing “rules for the dance floor,” replacing something Emily Post might have done many decades ago, of course without any grace or refinement, but more like rules for the mixed-martial arts cage match.
Ah, I remember that last slow dance at my Senior Prom, looking forward to making out in my car after the dance. Seems like a million years ago.
So I guess you can't say "Come on baby, shake it" any more???
It’s not rocket science - Penny shows how it’s done:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOEQKnfUgdQ
With any kind of luck NONE of these special Snowflakes will ever breed.
Going back to the 40’s & 50’s? “Girls” on one side, “Boys” on the other with parents as chaporones?