North Korean soldier’s medical report exposes the regime’s evil

NY Post ^ | Nov 24, 2017 | Post Editorial Board

[Daniel Ramsey]

Fill up all the Arty in the south with Big Macs, one salvo, fire for effect.

[Does so]

I don't know how to stop North Korea's nukes or artillery, but the infantry could be stopped within a few hundred yards of the border with some good buffet lines.

Had to read that a couple of times, scratch my head for a good infantry use of a "buffet" line, and finally chuckled at my misdirection. :)

Try Smorgasbord next time. ;)

[Does so]

Pre-invasion, just think what could be realized with a million helium balloons carrying Nachos. :)

[Does so]

Like they say, "When corn goes in on the cob, and comes out on the cob".

Friends with a composting toilet tell me that emptying it can create a huge tomato patch!

[Pontiac]

I think the “eat raw everything” caveman diet gang would have it that raw. I believe it’s also a thing among some health huts.

I guess I am a provincial hayseed never having met an adherent to the paleo diet.

Considering that the prevalent theories as to why human population expanded rapidly in prehistoric times are the inventions of cooking and brewing beer I don’t think that the theories that the paleo diet is healthy holds much water.

[BykrBayb]

Sure. Just tell them about the squirming parasites. They’ll be crawling over each other to get to them.

[Pontiac]

It is hard for me to imagine raw corn beating corn grilled in the husk.

[eartick]

Unless I’m mistaken, I don’t believe corn kernels are broken down very much in the digestive process.

Correct. You have to steam roll or crack the corn kernel to get at the protein inside for digestion.

[TheNext]

Send them Ben & Jerrys ice cream as chemical warfare. The troops will die from heart attacks like the owner did.

[DaveA37]

“.....I don’t believe corn kernels are broken down very much in the digestive process.”....

Might depend if the kernels were similar to “dry” corn or “fresh” corn. Me thinks the “fresh” would be much softer and easier digestible.

[mad_as_he$$]

Golden Corral stops a war? Foxworthy will be all over it!

[Postman Pat]

I believe that was one of the problems in the Irish potato famine. By the time the government in London realised the calamity that had struck Ireland with the failure of the potato harvest it was too late to buy up staple foods around Europe, the harvests in general were poor and by late Autumn everything had been sold.

Buyers in the US told them there was plenty of what the British called maize, what Americans call corn and what became known as Indian corn. Thinking this would do the British bought up shiploads of the stuff to sell to starving Irish peasants.

However the corn needed to be milled twice in special mills, none of which were available and the Irish, knowing no different, simply boiled it and ate it like that, apparently it caused excruciating pain as the kernels simply ripped through the digestive tract.

[littleharbour]

Thus the expression, “sh*tting niblets”

[Dr. Sivana]

“I have not found parasites this big in the intestines of South Koreans” — or anywhere outside medical textbooks.

If I were a South Korean surgeon, and my medical textbook had a big parasite in it, I would return the book to the bookstore and get a refund.

[DoodleDawg]

Send them Ben & Jerrys ice cream as chemical warfare. The troops will die from heart attacks like the owner did.

Both Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield are very much alive.

[Dr. Sivana]

The CIA should grab those corn seeds and do DNA test on then to see if they are Monsanto or ADM corn hybrids.

Great idea! If the NORKS are illegally using Monsanto seeds the country will be overrun with lawyers and blizzards of legal documents in no time.

[Pontiac]

Worked China didn’t it?

Whoa

Wait a minute

Frorget I said that

[wally_bert]

Dope food with extra MSG and carpet bomb.

[Ace's Dad]

Unless I’m mistaken, I don’t believe corn kernels are broken down very much in the digestive process.

The key word there is "RAW." I've prepared enough game to tell the difference between raw and cooked corn kernels that have been digested.

[polymuser]

I’m sure the UN’s Human Rights thugs will be all over Rocketman over this. Yep. Uh huh...