PETA: Cow's milk a symbol of white supremacy

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[Elsie]

Dear to my heart!!

https://abcnews.go.com/WNT/video/chocolate-milk-debate-13360641

[Elsie]

The National Dairy Council did not immediately comment on PETA's statement

I don't react when some fool yells at me from the stop at the off ramp; either.

[Elsie]

It's a White thang!

[Elsie]

What’s the Best By date on that middle one?

[Elsie]

How can a Black cow, eat Green grass, and then give White milk??

‘Tis a mystery to me!

[Elsie]

Tastes like cat.

[Elsie]

Not even purple drank?

[Elsie]

[Elsie]

Don’t let Lizzie find out!

(Keep your Sonic; I’ll take In-N-Out any day!)

[Elsie]

If I had a selection to choose;
I’d grab a big bottle of booze.
I’d snort it all down,
then act like a fool clown.
But I’d be sober the next day and not crazy like these PETA types that can even screw up a good limerick in the making!

[Elsie]

It was of the only vaguely printable cowboy song that I ever heard...

Here is a poem that is completely printable.

We'll need a tune master to make it a song...

 

Cowboy Poetry

by Bill Jones

 

 

 

Jake, the rancher, went one day
to fix a distant fence.
The wind was cold and gusty
and the clouds rolled gray and dense.

As he pounded the last staples in
and gathered tools to go,
The temperature had fallen,
the wind and snow began to blow.

When he finally reached his pickup,
he felt a heavy heart.
From the sound of that ignition,
he knew it wouldn't start.

So Jake did what most of us
would do if we had been there.
He humbly bowed his balding head
and sent aloft a prayer.

As he turned the key for the last time,
he softly cursed his luck.
They found him three days later,
frozen stiff in that old truck.

Now Jake had been around in life
and done his share of roaming.
But when he saw Heaven, he was shocked --
it looked just like Wyoming!

Of all the saints in Heaven,
his favorite was St. Peter.
(Now, this here line ain't needed
but it helps with rhyme and meter)

So they set and talked a minute or two,
or maybe it was three.
Nobody was keeping' score --
in Heaven time is free.

"I've always heard," Jake said to Pete,
"that God will answer prayer,
But one time I asked for help,
well, he just plain wasn't there."

"Does God answer prayers of some,
and ignore the prayers of others?
That don't seem exactly square --
I know all men are brothers."

"Or does he randomly reply,
without good rhyme or reason?
Maybe, it's the time of day,
the weather or the season."

"Now I ain't trying to act smart,
it's just the way I feel.
And I was wondering', could you tell me --
what the heck's the deal?!"

Peter listened very patiently
and when Jake was done,
There were smiles of recognition,
and he said, "So, you're the one!!"

"That day your truck, it wouldn't start,
and you sent your prayer a flying,
You gave us all a real bad time,
with hundreds of us trying."

"A thousand angels rushed,
to check the status of your file,
But you know, Jake, we hadn't heard
from you in quite a long while."

"And though all prayers are answered,
and God ain't got no quota,
He didn't recognize your voice,
and started a truck in Minnesota."

[Mark17]

Yes they can.

[Yaelle]

I’m sure purple drank is ok if you hit it with a nice blunt after.

[Yaelle]

Lol!

[grey_whiskers]

Chocolate milk is cultural appropriation.

And don't *EVEN* get me started on Oreos, or lemon bars.

[MHGinTN]

Leave out the ‘like’ and read it in rhythm.

[Terry L Smith]

re: Don’t let Lizzie find out!

(Keep your Sonic; I’ll take In-N-Out any day!)”

THERE AIN’T NO DOGGONE IN-N-OUT WITHIN TWO DAYS DRIVE!!!!

[Elsie]

But; at the end of a road trip...