Posted on 10/22/2018 5:23:09 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
guess I have to start drinking milk again.
Just got a call from strawberry flavored milk... it is feeling left out and offended. :D
Dear PETA,
This half-breed Mojave Injun jus’ loves me some milk in my coffee or the milk in my chocolate malt with my Sonicburger!!
I recall a PETA billboard ad with a milked-lipped Rudy Giuliani captioned "Got Cancer?" after his cancer treatment.
Everyone knows you get chocolate milk from a Black Angus cow.
That’s ONLY after they eat green grass!
I just thought of a question. Do brown people make brown milk? /s
How can you NOT read that as satire?
Wasn’t it established that New Orleans is “Chocolate Town” by none other than its Mayor? Maybe the milk is made there?
I guess SNOW is racist too...PETA been unhinged since it was founded...
I guess all breastfeeding women are part of the KKK, too.
The aliens mutilate cattle at night, when they're just *hiding* out.
In B.C. we had a similar ditty:
“Pacific Milk’s the best of all,
No water to pump, no hay to haul,
No tits to pull, no shit to pitch,
Just punch a hole in the SOB!”
I was told as a boy by my father that this was a cowboy favorite circa 1930.
It was of the only vaguely printable cowboy song that I ever heard...
Yes, until milk is black, PETA members should refuse to drink it.
Nope. Just stupid.
PETA doesn’t even realize that by not drinking milk there is no use for the existence of cows. How is the elimination of a whole species of animal “ethical treatment of animals? It would be more ethical to get rid of PETA.
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