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These seals have to help themselves out. If they're not going to stop sticking eels up their noses, they will be survived by superior species who don't.
1 posted on 12/07/2018 10:06:02 AM PST by Loyalist
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“Hey, Mr. Kotter! Up your nose with a two-foot long eel!”


2 posted on 12/07/2018 10:07:06 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
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"...having a dead animal up their noses for any extended amount of time poses potentially adverse health impacts, said Simeone, director of Ke Kai Ola..."

Which should go without saying....I mean, for any of us.

3 posted on 12/07/2018 10:10:32 AM PST by Psalm 73 ("I will now proceed to entangle the entire area".)
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Maybe this is theraputic.


5 posted on 12/07/2018 10:11:06 AM PST by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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This is clearly the new fad among young seals. It’s sort of their Tide pod challenge.


6 posted on 12/07/2018 10:13:24 AM PST by Yardstick
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They love it. It’s like coke for them.


7 posted on 12/07/2018 10:13:28 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (Every time a lefty cries "racism", a Trump voter gets his wings.)
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Maybe it lost a bet.


9 posted on 12/07/2018 10:13:59 AM PST by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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This is why whales evolved blowholes.


11 posted on 12/07/2018 10:20:02 AM PST by gundog ( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
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Eels are fish. This eel found the Monk Seal—not the other way around.

The eel's fine scales prevent the ready removal from the Monk Seal's nostril. It's unfortunate that the eel happened to be the "right" size. :(

12 posted on 12/07/2018 10:20:48 AM PST by Does so (If Trump Colluded with Russians, Why Did Hillary Win The Popular Vote?)
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Obviously caused by globull warming climate change.
13 posted on 12/07/2018 10:22:53 AM PST by Roccus (When you talk to a politician...ANY politician...always say, "Remember Ceausescu")
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I think it’s a lifestyle choice. We should tolerate, accept and praise his choice. /sarc


14 posted on 12/07/2018 10:26:58 AM PST by farming pharmer
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Quick, they need some vets to give them some hand transplants!


16 posted on 12/07/2018 10:39:11 AM PST by 9YearLurker
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Again. Sounds like a fad. You know like stupid human fads... And I'm really hoping that the current trend of facial piercings and excessive tattoos makes the list sooner than later. If it becomes a trend instead of a fad, well I'm leaving.
19 posted on 12/07/2018 10:57:37 AM PST by DannyTN
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What next? Tide Pod eating Seals?


20 posted on 12/07/2018 11:03:59 AM PST by Bob434
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It’s a juvenile. Well, no wonder. Must be like a FB challenge.


22 posted on 12/07/2018 11:30:16 AM PST by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know. how people are infected with Ebola.")
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When leaving my son at home alone I always admonished “don’t stick any beans up your nose”


25 posted on 12/07/2018 3:05:23 PM PST by bert ( (KE. N.P. N.C. +12) Invade Honduras. Provide a military government)
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hat continues to baffle scientists who are now begging the endangered seals to “make better choices.”

A government funded ad campaign could certainly alert the seals to the dangers of nasal eels and to keep their noses closed.

26 posted on 12/07/2018 3:06:11 PM PST by Hot Tabasco
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Is this like toad licking? Psychedelic eels?


29 posted on 12/07/2018 4:46:46 PM PST by dangerdoc
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