Posted on 12/11/2018 10:10:52 AM PST by EveningStar
Full title: Youve hired me before, Mr President, so hire me again. Im the one person whose reputation cant be tarnished by becoming your Chief of Staff and Im perfectly qualified for the job!
I wish to formally apply to be your new Chief of Staff.
You might not immediately recognize what qualities I have for such a massive job in your administration, especially following a hugely respected war hero like General John Kelly.
But the key thing is to have someone at your side that understands you, has known you a long time, likes you and commands your respect.
When you made me your first Celebrity Apprentice a decade ago, you told me in the live NBC finale: Piers, youre a vicious guy. Ive seen it. Youre tough. Youre smart. Youre probably brilliant, Im not sure. Youre certainly not diplomatic. But you did an amazing job and you beat the hell out of everybody - youre my Celebrity Apprentice.
Lets be honest, what more could you possibly want from your Chief of Staff? You could have been talking about yourself!
Lets also be honest about something else: nobody else is exactly storming the ramparts of the White House demanding you hire them for the toughest job in world politics.
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He should pick Melania Trump for Chief of Staff and Make Ivanka the FLOTUS.
The man can’t keep his mouth shut.
I’ll agree with reservations. Piers could add to the administration, but not starting out as Chief of Staff. Let him earn his stripes first.
I’m talking about Rudy not keeping his mouth shut.
How about Jeb Bush?
Not a US citizen - can’t get security clearances necessary. Next?
The President controls clearances. Period. Ask Obama, and Bill Clinton.
Why not jimmah Carter?
Outside of being a rabid gun control fanatic, Piers isn’t nearly as far to the left as Chuck.
I agree with everything you said.
Sorry Piers—Your a Brit—go back and fight for your country. this Chief of Staff job is a task for an American. Still, thanks for the offer—maybe Trump can use you in some other way.
He wants to right (read: left) Ship Trump.
I would love to see Trump stick Schumer et al in the eye, by naming Scooter Libby as his chief of staff.
Other than that Mrs Lincoln, how did you like the play?
You’re kidding, right?
I wonder if Jeremy Clarkson is available?
Strange, he bashes Trump all year on Daily Mail. Then sucks up to him.
Not a US citizen, so not eligible for federal employment.
Any generals that Obama pushed out? That’s an outstanding recommendation right there.
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