I'm more concerned about what police department would extend any efforts on this case. Is all other crime in the city solved that they've enough time to seek out a cookie monster?
That’s really what it is, the boys got access to the teachers’ top secret clubhouse and somebody got their liberal panties in a wad. They were violated!
‘Summon the police to handle something which could have been dealt with with maybe just an hour of detention.’
‘I’m more concerned about what police department would extend any efforts on this case. Is all other crime in the city solved that they’ve enough time to seek out a cookie monster?’
Send their parents a bill for the consumed animal crackers and pretzels or to replace the consumed bounty.