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Libertarian candidate scraps rally appearance after being bitten by bat [Jo Jorgensen]
The Hill ^
| 08/08/20 09:27 AM EDT
| Marty Johnson
Posted on 08/09/2020 9:41:33 AM PDT by Olog-hai
Libertarian presidential nominee Jo Jorgensen had to cancel a planned campaign rally appearance set for Saturday after she was bit by a bat.
“I will not be able to attend the campaign rally tomorrow morning. I will be getting a rabies vaccine as a precaution after having been bitten by a bat near the start of this campaign tour,” Jorgensen tweeted Friday. […]
Jorgensen, who has registered around 3 percent support in recent state polls, appeared to be taking the incident in stride, tweeting multiple bat-related posts Friday night. …
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: batbite; batgirl; bats; jorgensen; libertarians; losertarians
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posted on
08/09/2020 9:41:33 AM PDT
by
Olog-hai
To: Olog-hai
What's the problem? Every libertarian I've seen is as rabid as any bat. Or dog.
They should make a great pair.
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posted on
08/09/2020 9:43:01 AM PDT
by
LouAvul
(Put them in fear, O Lord: that the nations may know themselves to be but men. Psalms 9:20)
To: Olog-hai
Those moonbats can be dangerous.
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posted on
08/09/2020 9:43:19 AM PDT
by
Wissa
("Republics decline into democracies and democracies degenerate into despotisms." -- Aristotle)
To: Olog-hai
On the plus side she now has super-powers
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posted on
08/09/2020 9:43:53 AM PDT
by
palmer
(Democracy Dies Six Ways from Sunday)
To: Olog-hai
Not that it matters, but did she say where on her body she was bitten?
To: palmer
Libertarian presidential nominee Jo Jorgensen had to cancel a planned campaign rally appearance set for Saturday after she was bit by a bat.
Possible Rabies. Been there had the shots. No Tee shirt.
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posted on
08/09/2020 9:49:52 AM PDT
by
Don Corleone
(The truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth)
To: Olog-hai
Of course.... what else would a presidential candidate be bitten by in 2020?!?
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posted on
08/09/2020 9:50:44 AM PDT
by
nevergore
(I have a terrible rash on my covfefe....)
To: Olog-hai
To: ronnie raygun
Jo Jorgensen is Really BAT SHIT CRAZY and Hates the Police.
It’s called Karma!
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posted on
08/09/2020 9:54:24 AM PDT
by
chicagolady
(Mexican Elite say: EXPORT Poverty and Let the the Stupid AmericanTaxpayer foot the bill !)
To: Olog-hai
I use to have a soft spot for libertarians but the modern adherents are anarchists who support BLM and antifa is many instances, in other words, libertarians aren’t our friends.
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posted on
08/09/2020 9:54:56 AM PDT
by
Levy78
To: Olog-hai
I have to ask .... HOW WAS SHE BITTEN BY A BAT?
Does he keep pet bats? Did one break in her home and bite her? Did it just fly out of the sky and bite her?
I have never known of anyone bitten by a bat.
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posted on
08/09/2020 10:04:47 AM PDT
by
boycott
To: Olog-hai
You are supposed to bite the bat ... not the other way around.
To: Olog-hai
The bat must be tested for rabies. If it didn’t have it before, it has it now.
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posted on
08/09/2020 10:06:30 AM PDT
by
SaxxonWoods
(Prediction: G. Maxwell will surprise everyone by not dying anytime soon.)
To: Olog-hai
How do you get bitten by a bat?
Were you outside at night when a bat flies into you and bites you, thinking you to be a big bug in their sonic radar?
Were you cleaning bats out of your belfries?
Were you playing with your pet bats when bitten?
Were you spelunking and arousing the sleeping bats in the cave?
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posted on
08/09/2020 10:16:45 AM PDT
by
diatomite
(Soros delenda est and his flying monkeys too.)
To: boycott
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posted on
08/09/2020 10:17:41 AM PDT
by
diatomite
(Soros delenda est and his flying monkeys too.)
To: palmer
On the plus side she now has super-powers One of the funniest Onion articles I saw was an obituary for high school photographer Peter Parker who died from leukemia after a radioactive spider bite.
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posted on
08/09/2020 10:28:04 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after az><n election.)
To: diatomite
I’ve never seen an explanation as to how it happened. It’s not like something that regularly happens.
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posted on
08/09/2020 10:30:02 AM PDT
by
boycott
To: nevergore
Of course.... what else would a presidential candidate be bitten by in 2020?!? The wife of a candidate was bitten... But that was when Joe bit Jill.
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posted on
08/09/2020 10:31:02 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after az><n election.)
To: Olog-hai
Now the Chinese are interfering in our elections.
To: KarlInOhio
In an eerie coincidence, Japanese motorcycle racer Takuya Yamashiro died in a similar manner.
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posted on
08/09/2020 10:37:25 AM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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