I will begin referring to Columbus Day as something else about the time I begin using the “special pronouns” being pushed by mentally ill Leftists.
At that point (If it ever were to come) I am sure I will be Freeping from a Democrat controlled Reeducation Camp.
Columbus was an impressive individual. His apparent only curse he ever uttered when he was REALLY angry was “God take you.”
My favorite story was when he needed aid from some natives who didn’t want to help him out anymore (they were stranded, and Columbus had overstayed his welcome) and some of his men had assaulted natives in a quest for food resulting in bloodshed.
Coming to the admiral’s rescue was Johannes Müller von Königsberg (1436-1476), known by his Latin pseudonym, Regiomontanus. He was a highly regarded German mathematician, astronomer and astrologer. Before his death, Regiomontanus published an almanac containing astronomical tables covering the years 1475-1506.
Regiomontanus’almanac turned out to be of great value, for his astronomical tables provided detailed information about the sun, moon and planets, as well as the more important stars and constellations to navigate by. After it was published, no sailor dared set out without a copy. With its help, explorers were able to leave their customary routes and venture out into the unknown seas in search of new frontiers.
Columbus, of course, had a copy of the almanac with him when he was stranded on Jamaica. And he soon discovered from studying its tables that on the evening of Thursday, Feb. 29, 1504, a total lunar eclipse would occur, beginning around the time of moonrise.
Armed with this knowledge, three days before the eclipse, Columbus requested a meeting with the Arawak chief and informed him that his Christian god was very angry with his people for no longer supplying him and his men with food. Therefore, he was about to provide a clear sign of his displeasure: Three nights hence, he would all but obliterate the rising full moon, making it appear “inflamed with wrath,” which would signify the evils that would soon be inflicted upon all of them.
Bad moon rising!
On the appointed evening, as the sun set in the west and the moon started emerging from beyond the eastern horizon, it was plainly obvious to all that something was terribly wrong. By the time the moon appeared in full view, a small but noticeable dark scallop had been removed from its lower edge. [How lunar eclipses work (Infographic)]
And, just over an hour later, as evening twilight ended and full darkness descended, the moon indeed exhibited an eerily inflamed and “bloody” appearance: In place of the normally brilliant late winter full moon there now hung a dim red ball in the eastern sky.
According to Columbus’ son, Ferdinand, the Arawaks were terrified at this sight and “with great howling and lamentation came running from every direction to the ships laden with provisions and beseeching the admiral to intercede with his god on their behalf.” They promised that they would happily cooperate with Columbus and his men if only he would restore the moon back to its normal self. The great explorer told the natives that he would have to retire to confer privately with his god. He then shut himself in his cabin for about 50 minutes.
While in his quarters, Columbus turned an hourglass every half hour to time the various stages of the eclipse based on the calculations provided by Regiomontanus’ almanac.
Just moments before the end of the total phase Columbus reappeared, announcing to the Arawaks that his god had pardoned them and would now allow the moon to gradually return. And at that moment, true to Columbus’ word, the moon slowly began to reappear, and as it emerged from the Earth’s shadow, the grateful Arawaks hurried away. They then kept Columbus and his men well supplied and well fed until a relief caravel from Hispaniola arrived on June 29, 1504. Columbus and his men returned to Spain on Nov. 7.
Perhaps Columbus Day could be changed to “Let’s Go Brandon” Day.
If they want to make a holiday for native Americans why not give them a different day than Columbus Day? They can have their own day.
I have no problem with a dual Italian heritage/Indigenous people’s day, but would prefer more than anything to celebrate Henry Hudson.
The whole premise of the Indigenous People’s Day is that Columbus caused death, disease, unrest, and pain in the lives of native Western Hemisphere peoples. Of course, that premise, like most Liberal ideas, is based on a utopian LIE!
The natives of the Western Hemisphere were not sitting around singing love songs and living forever before Columbus set foot here - there were wars, disease, famine, cannibalism, pain, and unrest occurring from one end to the other here before Columbus was even born!
Columbus Day is not a slight to the Indigenous people of the Western Hemisphere. It is a remembrance and celebration of expanding cultures and seeking new horizons. Much like our Independence Day celebrations are not a slight to Britain, they are a celebration of our success.
The long story short is... thered be no USA without Columbus. One can choose to interpret history any way one likes but if he doesnt sail west looking for it ,this is a different nation now.
No playstations, no iphones, no tesla or netflix...no door dash or Taco Bell or starbucks.... thank you Christopher..sincerely liberal hypocrites.
Columbus Day Ping
When you get right down to it, the Spanish and the English didn’t to anything to the Indians that the Indians hadn’t been doing to themselves for centuries.