Oh Yea? Well, last time she bout pulled my ears off!!
Posted on 10/05/2001 3:03:27 AM PDT by 2Trievers
The world's first drive-in brothel is opening in Germany.
Clients drive into eight converted garages then press a buzzer to get a girl.
The drive-through bordello in Cologne is designed to protect vice girls who normally work on the street. Its known locally as the 'Sex Garages.'
City officials believe the officially titled Verrichtungsboxen, or Relief Boxes will be safer for both clients and prostitutes. It has cost local taxpayers £300,000 to build.
Each working girl has a button in case of trouble with a client and the area is patrolled by police. The sex garage is also equipped with a shower.
Officials hope it will reduce street crime and robberies on prostitutes and clients. Streetwalking has been banned in Cologne since 1998.
The idea for the Sex Garage is the idea of a Catholic women's charity. They are situated on an old sports field and are 500 yards away from the nearest house.
A spokesman for the city told Ananova: "We believe it is a way to reduce attacks on girls and to prevent their customers from being ripped off."
Surveys claim one million men a day visit a prostitute in Germany and the figure is on the increase.
Hmmmm...wonder what kind of toy you get with that Happy Meal?
What does FAHRVERGNUGEN mean?
Someone told me it means "travelling pleasure", as in a quickie in a volkswagen...
--Boris
P.S. Apropos of nothing, the German word for "space travel" is Raumfahrt.
By the way, Laz, it was a really thoughtful gesture for you to get that Freeper fund for CHIEF's family going yesterday. Last time I checked it was over $2 grand. Nice work, friend. CHIEF was important to this place - you got the righteous ball of tribute rolling here!
LMOA!!
The old joke was "I'm at the body shop right now..."
--Boris
Burger King's ancient motto was: "It takes two hands to handle a Whopper."
Friend of mine in high school walked up to a sweet young thing behind the counter of a BK and informed her, "It takes two hands to handle MY Whopper, honey..."
Today he'd be arrested for sexual harassment, I guess.
--Boris
Oh Yea? Well, last time she bout pulled my ears off!!
Boris, I was in a busy, assembly line lunchtime cue at a Subway sandwich shop once and the girl yelled at me "Are you the one with the 12 incher?"
I said ... "Look, I'm not one to brag ..."
Congratulations Cynthia Dawn!
Like Kevin Costner kept hearing: If you build it, they will come!
So what you are telling me is that this is the morning muffin stuffin' locale?
I wonder what their menu board looks like?
"Supersized, please..."
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