Posted on 10/05/2001 3:03:27 AM PDT by 2Trievers
The world's first drive-in brothel is opening in Germany.
Clients drive into eight converted garages then press a buzzer to get a girl.
The drive-through bordello in Cologne is designed to protect vice girls who normally work on the street. Its known locally as the 'Sex Garages.'
City officials believe the officially titled Verrichtungsboxen, or Relief Boxes will be safer for both clients and prostitutes. It has cost local taxpayers £300,000 to build.
Each working girl has a button in case of trouble with a client and the area is patrolled by police. The sex garage is also equipped with a shower.
Officials hope it will reduce street crime and robberies on prostitutes and clients. Streetwalking has been banned in Cologne since 1998.
The idea for the Sex Garage is the idea of a Catholic women's charity. They are situated on an old sports field and are 500 yards away from the nearest house.
A spokesman for the city told Ananova: "We believe it is a way to reduce attacks on girls and to prevent their customers from being ripped off."
Surveys claim one million men a day visit a prostitute in Germany and the figure is on the increase.
In drive-thrus, one isn't expected to leave a tip ... what do 'ya think the protcol will be here? We have to provide a little something for those not meeting their daily quota ... minimum wage won't cut it.
Maybe Miss Manners or Martha knows ... I'll go ask.
Over 1 Billion Serviced
Be nice to Joyfull now....No taunting.
But I was having so much fun and laughing so hard until I came upon his note....Oh well...
Oh hell...its back to hilarity.
Actually, this could be considered a perfect union of government and the private enterprise working together: They supply the buns and you supply the meat...
Down on my knees ... I will do whatever penance you prescribe.
Smart move, but if she learns of your deceit, your impertinance could warrant significant and immediate sanctions; She might identify the actual ingredients of the German dishes she prepares for you. There's a reason why the Germans are historically motivated to "approach, embrace, discipline and lead" their soverign European neighbors, you know. LeBeau cooked most of the important meals on "Hogans Heroes", if I recall. I rest my case tony.
And still fresh as a daisy!
Ultimately, I suppose this will cut down passenger count on the Thalys to Amsterdam. But then again, if selection is your bag the red light district is a smorgasbord.
We'll hold your pickle if you lettuce...
This must be Friday. : )
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