Thong Panties Mailed by Secret Admirer End Up in Biohazard Barrel

FoxNews | Oct. 16, 2001 | AP

[truther]

Thong Panties Mailed by Secret Admirer End Up in Biohazard Barrel

FALLON, Nev. — A 59-year-old man who received a suspicious letter with amorous writings and women's lace panties turned it over to sheriff's deputies, who stored it in a biohazard barrel before determining it didn't come from a terrorist.

"It was from a secret admirer," Churchill County Sheriff Bill Lawry said. "We returned the letter and the underwear," he said.

The Fallon man said he became concerned about the threat of anthrax contamination because the unsigned letter was mailed from Reno in a yellow envelope with no return address.

Neatly printed on two pages, the sexually suggestive message and black thong panties arrived Thursday.

"It just about blew my socks off," said the man, speaking on the condition he not be named. He said he had lived in the rural community only since September and few people had his address.

"I don't know of anybody who would do this and I have no explanation for it. I feel kind of silly," he told the Lahontan Valley News and Fallon Eagle Standard.

The man said he had been worried about anthrax exposure because he sniffed the contents to determine if perfume was present on the letter or the underwear.

The woman who made the overture notified the sheriff on Monday when she learned that the letter had been turned over for investigation. She told authorities she was romantically interested in the single man.

[truther]

If I'd received such mail from Reno, Jannet Reno, I'd be suspecious too!

[AStack75]

Janet Reno in black thong panties..... Scary

[OWK]

What ever you do... don't sniff 'em.

[Roebucks]

because he sniffed the contents to determine if perfume was present on the letter or the underwear.

You coquettes really should behave yourselves!

[Roebucks]

ping

[Dog Gone]

This happens to me all the time.

Women, from now on, please mark on the envelope, "These are just my panties, Dog Gone, No Anthrax."

[Terry Mross]

Wonder why she didn't give Hillary her new address.

[Lonman219]

AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spokeshave]

Where can I sign up for the free Thong delivery....Do they come fitted....?

Enquiring libidos seek to know....

[Free State Four]

I think that, technically, any thong, once worn, belongs in a biohazard barrel! (Don't make me think about Janet Reno and a thong at the same time. I will have to hurt you.) fsf

[6ppc]

Thong of the Month Club?

[breakem]

These stories rub me the wrong way.

[rockchalkjayhawk]

Man, you beat me here by 10 minutes (you always do find these threads first, don't you?)

[wattsmag2]

I just puked from that image of Janet Reno in thong panties you conjured up. Rettttcccchhhh.

[Cool Guy]

BUMP!

[ravinson]

Thong Panties Mailed by Secret Admirer End Up in Biohazard Barrel

Slick Willie should be so lucky. Time for an OOLD (Oval Office Lap Dance) flashback:

From BLOOD IN MY TRACKS
(parody of Bod Dylan's "Blood on the Tracks")

From Simple Twisted Hate
(parody of "Simple Twist of Fate")

She grabbed my lever in the dark,
As her thong-clad thighs went stark,
She looked at Slim and I felt a spark,
Tingle through my bones.
'Twas then I held my phone,
And wished that I'd gone straight,
And watched out for my simple twisted hate.

From If You Seize Her, Please Lay Low
(parody of "If You See Her, Say Hello")

Suddenly I turned around and she was straddlin' me there,
With several stains on her blue dress, hiked up thong underwear.
She dropped to her knees so gracefully, pulled my trousers to the floor.
Come in," she said, "I'll give ya’, shelter from Ken Starr"...

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[RightOnline]

Lessee..............a woman sends me thong panties as a "subtle sign" of interest..........ahem..........and I call the bloody FEDS????

How many ways, in how many languages can you string together "I DON'T THINK SO!!!".

Address provided upon request...........

[mjf]

Thanks for the post, I expect it to take off and maybe include some comments about Monica's thong panties. Of course, I won't make any of those.

LOL!

Is there any association with a cigar?

[Liz]

This happens to me all the time.

Just idle curiosity....but how many of these panty mailings do
you think you've gotten this past year......20-30-40?
And what is about you that inspires women to mail their underwear to you?
I'm taking notes just in case I want to write a book on the phenomenon.