[Grampa Dave]

Our family will go watch this carrier as it makes its way across the Donner Pass, heading to the Pacific Ocean.

100 B1 Bombers are now on its deck with the 150 B52 bombers.

It is towing two reactivated Battleships with nuclear 36 inch guns. Each Battleship has 50,000 armed and mean Marines aboard with 10,000 even meaner Seals on board each reactivated Battleship.

In spite of the snow and blizzard conditions, the carrier is averaging 30 knots per hour while towing the two reactivated battle ships since leaving the Great Salt Lake where it has been hidden for the last decade.

[JohnHuang2]

G'mornin', Grampa!

[PokeyJoe]

sssshhhh... they havn't activated Stealth Mode yet. You shouldn't tell anybody where it's going.

[dighton]

Impressive, very impressive indeed.

Central California is also doing its part. Right now, 25 Spruance-class submarines are steaming up the St. John's River, from NAS Lemoore to the Mongolian Gulf. They'll be launching C-17 close-support bombers against North Korea.

[Stefan Stackhouse]

with 10,000 even meaner Seals on board each reactivated Battleship.

Yeah, it was really neat how we trained those Seals to balance those big round mines on their nose just like a ball while swimming towards the harbor. And it is so much fun to see them clap their flippers together and go "Urk! Urk! Urk!" every time they see an enemy ship blow up.

[gitmo]

I hope you had the foresight to take pictures.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

And if it can negotiate a mountain pass, imagine what it could do in flat, open desert terrain. AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!

[Preech1]

Reporting in from Bangor, Maine...3 Yamato Class BAttle Cruisers have been reactivated and are steaming up the Penobscot as I write this. All three have been modified to include Tachyon drive and Wave Motion Cannons. Commander Derek Wildstar and Admiral Avatar are at the helm of the Flagship, the USS Argo. Also, deployment of MagLev Black Triangles has been reported, over and out!

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

Does this mean that it will be turning left at Bear Creek in Nevada County and then going south through one of the flumes????

[xJones]

Our family will go watch this carrier as it makes its way across the Donner Pass, heading to the Pacific Ocean.

100 B1 Bombers are now on its deck with the 150 B52 bombers.

Liar. You are referring to the newly launched carrier Henry Wallace. It set sail yesterday from Lake Ray Hubbard in Texas. It's going down the Trinity River to Houston, which isn't easy as the Trinity isn't that wide. I didn't know you could put 15,000 Marines on a carrier, or that Stealth bombers could take off from the flight decks. And all those barrels marked, "Anthrax". But we musn't tip off the enemy, so hush.

[dhardt]

B-52's...love shack, that's where it's at!