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Top Ten Taliban Complaints About Camp X-Ray
Dave Letterman ^
| 02/05/2002
| Dave Letterman
Posted on 02/06/2002 4:24:09 PM PST by mrgolden
Top Ten Taliban Complaints About Camp X-Ray
10. "Three meals a day and none of them are goat"
9. "'Death to America' T-shirts only come in cotton/poly blend"
8. "Can't get used to this whole warm bed, cooked food, running water thing"
7. "Lying American propaganda makes it seem like Taliban is losing"
6. "Television only gets one channel and it's CBS"
5. "Achmed totally stole my skit idea for camp talent show"
4. "Have you seen the bathrooms? I've lived in caves with better facilities"
3. "Haven't gotten one X-ray"
2. "Just because you're a bearded nut in Cuba everyone assumes you know Fidel"
1. "Dude in next cell keeps bragging he used to be head of Enron"
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posted on
02/06/2002 4:24:09 PM PST
by
mrgolden
To: mrgolden
6. "Television only gets one channel and it's CBS" OUCH!!! That may actually qualify and cruel and unusual punishment!!!!
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posted on
02/06/2002 4:28:53 PM PST
by
dittomom
To: mrgolden
Out Freeping Standing
"Just because you're a bearded nut in Cuba everyone assumes you know Fidel"
Luv it.....
To: mrgolden
6. "Television only gets one channel and it's CBS"
I'd be pretty pissed off too... Only news "source" is Rather?!?!? Ugh.
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posted on
02/06/2002 4:31:33 PM PST
by
billsux
To: mrgolden
6. "Television only gets one channel and it's CBS"
I'd be pretty pissed off too... Only news "source" is Rather?!?!? Ugh.
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posted on
02/06/2002 4:31:33 PM PST
by
billsux
To: mrgolden
10. "Three meals a day and none of them are goat" Damn right. I've had goat, and it's definitely too good for them.
To: billsux
DOH! Sorry 'bout the hiccup...
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posted on
02/06/2002 4:33:02 PM PST
by
billsux
To: mrgolden
"10. "Three meals a day and none of them are goat"
Yeah, but those guys are getting to eat a lot of CROW 24/7/365!!!!!
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posted on
02/06/2002 4:57:56 PM PST
by
Dacus943
To: mrgolden
#11. The reading material in the bathroom SUCKS!!!!
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posted on
02/06/2002 5:20:51 PM PST
by
South40
To: mrgolden
Can we add #13? "Bring us Johnnie Jihad for some extracurricular activity."
To: mrgolden
my own list of Top Ten Taliban complaints ...
10. Grandpa went to Camp X-Ray and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
9. Can't get refund on "Successful Jihad in 10 Days" mail-order book
8. Taliban Johnny owed me $10!!! ... now I'll never get my money back ...
7. Toothpaste isn't working ... been using it for days and my breath isn't getting any fresher ...
6. Thought "Guantanamo" was that resort song by the Beach Boys
5. Marine Corps WM's aren't attracted to filthy, smelly, crazy guys dressed in rags!
4. Marine Corps WM's aren't attracted to filthy, smelly, crazy guys dressed in orange jumpsuits, either!
3. Cute Chihuahua Dog no longer appears in Taco Bell ads
2. Still had most of 36,000 mile warranty left on my Toyota pickup truck ... until it got bombed that is ...
AND THE #1 COMPLAINT BY TALIBAN GUANTANAMO DETAINEES ...
1. Americans have a NASTY MEAN STREAK when they get sucker-punched! ouch!
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posted on
02/06/2002 6:04:12 PM PST
by
Bobby777
To: Bobby777
Some things are best left to professionals.
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posted on
02/06/2002 7:12:14 PM PST
by
Minn
To: Minn
aw, I didn't think I did that badly ... sniff ...
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posted on
02/06/2002 7:50:41 PM PST
by
Bobby777
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