[chance33_98]

No, this is not a joke.

[StopDemocratsDotCom]

OMG! LOL, "The Union" doesn't even get this good.

[paul51]

You think Sly would cut his mom a check now and then so she doesn't have to demean herself this way.

[liberalism=failure]

Just a theory

This is just a means to cover the fact that she likes to look at people's butts.

[Savage Beast]

No disrespect intended. I'm sure Stallone's mom makes a lot more sense than they do.

[xJones]

I'd like to see her read Hillary's butt. "You're going to have a HUGE, I mean really ENORMOUS future!"

[unsycophant]

Isn't this the kind of topic that is more suitable for a site like Drudge's?

[Jhoffa_]

They would need the hubble telescope to read mine.

[Ditter]

I can just see my reading now: Your butt is expansive & far reaching. Some lucky man gets warmth in the winter & shade in the summer from your butt. I can see some exciting new items in your future. Purchased with your butt in mind, a pair of stretch jeans & maybe even a tent dress.

My butt is not really this big but if I don't stop freeping & start dieting & walking it will be.

[unamused]

So....which digits would I "accidentally" have to dial wrong to send my fanny-gram to the DNC??

[Sabertooth]

If you can read my butt, you're too close.

[Dakmar]

Remember a couple days ago we were discussing the future of civilization? I have this horrible feeling in me guttywuts that this might be it.

[SAMWolf]

What's my future?

[Octar]

I believe it would be a lot easier to read someone's past from the fanny-gram than the future.

"I see you have been eating a lot of sweets."

[3catsanadog]

I read my butt for free - it said I'm eating too much junk food and not exercising enough.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Man, his mom is some kinda crackpot...

[blackbart.223]

"For $49.95 you can have you butt 'read'"

P.T. Barnum is alive and well. This proves it. Well, for that matter so does Miss Cleo. I think I spelled that right.

[doug from upland]

I think I can hear Gordon Lightfoot now --- If you could read my butt, well...what a tale it would have to tell...

[Great Dane]

She always was a strange bird...... no offense to birds.

[aomagrat]

Does she charge extra for reading skidmarks?

[brat]

I wonder if she can read 'picture' butts? We could all chip in and have Hitlery's butt read! LOL