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40 days? Try 400! Chastity is just another word for the single life
The News & Observer ^
| Monday, March 11, 2002 2:59 a.m. EST
| CHRISTINE FREY
Posted on 03/11/2002 4:48:18 PM PST by SlickWillard
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To: SlickWillard
And another thing...why do the chicks on those herpes commericials look so hot? Is that what got them into trouble in the first place?
To: SlickWillard
That "marathon" comment made me chuckle. I used to run alot during "dry spells". I don't know that drinking alcohol is a sensible alternative. It seems to me that alcohol can CAUSE intercourse. LOL
To: Dialup Llama
They have Herpes commercials????
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posted on
03/11/2002 5:07:54 PM PST
by
Ronin
To: Ronin
Yes. Watch 'Blind Date.' Its every other ad.
To: mamelukesabre
alcohol can CAUSE intercourse? I'm going to the liqour store ma! Be back in a jiffy.
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posted on
03/11/2002 5:11:12 PM PST
by
Khepera
To: Khepera
Beer - helping ugly people get laid for thousands of years!TM
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posted on
03/11/2002 5:16:24 PM PST
by
cactmh
To: Ronin
Oh yes, they have these Zovirax commercials with this babe doing all sorts of fun things. Whitewater rafting, running in a field of flowers, walking in the park and cuddling with her man. I think the theme music is " Walking on Sunshine" or something like that.
I think I saw a new herpes commercial that can cure your sores in 3 days and not 5. This hot young thing says " 3 days instead of 5!! I know what my choice is!".
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
I know. I always think the exact same thing when I see those commercials.
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posted on
03/11/2002 5:26:58 PM PST
by
AmishDude
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
I have been in Japan too long. The last time I watched American TV, the outrage was about "Depends" diapers for adults. That was 1986 or so.
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posted on
03/11/2002 5:27:59 PM PST
by
Ronin
To: SlickWillard
"Nobody's ever died from a lack of sex," said Janet Hyde, a professor of psychology at the University of Wisconsin.Really? How many acts of terrorism were committed by men who were getting laid regularly? I rest my case.
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posted on
03/11/2002 5:29:25 PM PST
by
xm177e2
To: SlickWillard
400 days? Try 29 years in my case. Now happily married, btw, and I wouldn't trade those 29 years for more 'promiscuous' ones for anything.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
There's a new ad that I like. It shows about 30 hip looking thirtysomething people all wearing black saying things like, "I'm a statistic" and "I'm a disturbing trend." They use some fairly standard tv-land stereotypes- the hot Asian chick, the gay looking dude.
That ad makes me glad I'm as square as a box of Corn Flakes.
To: Ronin
The last time I watched American TV, the outrage was about "Depends" diapers for adults. That was 1986 or so. Then be prepared for a real shock the next time you see American television! ;)
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posted on
03/11/2002 5:34:07 PM PST
by
Drew68
To: xm177e2
How many acts of terrorism were committed by men who were getting laid regularly?
Perhaps you've never heard of Caligula, Nero, Domitian, and a host of other ancient tyrants?
To: Antoninus
Okay, there are plenty of terrorists who had lots of sex. But there are also a lot of terrorists who couldn't get any, and that was probably a driving factor behind their desire to terrorize people.
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posted on
03/11/2002 5:38:08 PM PST
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xm177e2
To: Dialup Llama
Yes. Watch 'Blind Date.' Its every other ad.ROFL!
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posted on
03/11/2002 5:39:01 PM PST
by
Shackman
To: mamelukesabre
That "marathon" comment made me chuckle. I used to run alot during "dry spells".
Yeah well I started marathoning and lifting again at 40 and went at it unitil 50 and then cut back to half marathoning which I do today at 65.
Last couple of years I am a little bit down but until then NO PROBLEM
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posted on
03/11/2002 5:41:47 PM PST
by
uncbob
To: cactmh
Dang and I thought that meant it helped them lay down.
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posted on
03/11/2002 5:43:49 PM PST
by
Khepera
To: xm177e2
O'Reilly had some kind of nutty professor from California who teaches a class about Terrorism and Sexuality...of course, she also says that our military men are deprived too. (O'Reilly exposed her to be the fool that she is)
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03/11/2002 5:49:24 PM PST
by
cactmh
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