Posted on 03/15/2002 8:34:29 PM PST by Bump in the night
Rough translation:
Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Can you please send me the return address so I can reply? Am already besieged by cluster foxtrot at work and the last thing I need is a cluster bomb at the homeplace.
Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy,
A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
It's a cookbook!
If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy"
They don't write them like that anymore, eh?
They have cheese/moose threads in Pakistan too????
Rofl! Cute one!
That's my favorite episode!
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In Madina there is a guy who saw the prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him, say, "Tell my people that the Holy Koran says that you must says your prayers [5x daily] and send this message of mine everywhere." This guy who received this message also spread it to 7 people. So after precisely 10 days good will come to this house. Or, if you don't distribute it, then after 10 days grief will come.
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I would say you would be quite safe to disregard that message, but I just wanted to write it out here for interest.
Madina mein ek shakhs ne khuwab mein dekha ke PROPHET(MPBUH)ne farmaya " meri ummat se kaho ke quran pak ki tilawat karo, namaz parha karo aur mera yeh peghaam har jaga pohncha do" jis shakhs ko bhi yeh peghaam miley ussey chahiyeh ke 7 martaba is ko taqseem kare. Theek 10 din baad iske ghar mein khushhaali aayegi. aur agar taqeem na kare to 10 din baad gham aayega".
It's Urdu, not Arabic. I couldn't understand many of the words but the gist of the message is that you should "spread the word" (about the prophet's teachings) within 7 days and that you will be rewarded "with happiness in exactly 10 days". If you do not obey, "a great misfortune will befall you at the end of those 10 days".
In short, it asks for permission to sleep with you wife.
He will provide fresh dates and kill your children.
There is a reference to a big booger in his nose.
May Allah be praised! : - )
Well, whose isn't? :D
In short, it asks for permission to sleep with you wife
Was your email name GOATBOY?
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