[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

"Are you going to be able to make it to the big concert on the 13th?"

I wish I could but my Coast Guard Auxiliary duties have to come 1st.
You know how us old tin can sailors are.
If we're not fighting FOR water, we're destined to help protect it from any terrorist threats.

[Grampa Dave]

May your hole in the water stay water tight!

The non swabbies will be confused about this remark! Stay dry!