Clinton Daughter to Announce Wedding Engagement in June

San Francisco Examiner ^ | Week of April 4, 2002 | P.J. Corkery

[codebreaker]

Daddy Bill Clinton took his daughter and her beau, the pride of Belvedere Ca., Ian Klaus, around the new Tate Modern Art Gallery in London last week.

Says a conviently placed Londoner to a London paper, 'President Clinton seemed comfortable with Ian and glad that his daughter found a decent man.'

The trio toured the galleries with the rest of the public, but with a security detail of 12

Bubba bought drinks for the young couple.

Chelsea and Ian, who met at a rally of students at Oxford post-9/11, are expected to announce their engagement by June

In case you are wondering, Klaus's parents, the eminent and respectable Robin and Patricia of Belvedere, are both longtime Democrats.

[codebreaker]

Because the graft and thievery at this 'wedding' will probably exceed Al Capone in his Chicago hey-day..

[cardinal4]

While in ground school for my airman certificate,I learned very early on that missing just ONE class can set you back considerably.The course wasnt as long as Oxford post grad one,but Im pretty skeptical that these two will earn what ever degree they are seeking.These two are away from Oxford more than they are in it.How do they keep up the workload? Or does she have the USSS ferry her work to her,or perhaps even do it? Chelsea Clinton is as sleazy as her parents,and to the Chelsea protectors,why dont you try to send your kids to Oxford,have them miss a QUARTER of the time Chelsea did and see if your kids pass.Granted my dispatch certificate isnt an Oxford education,but I had to work pretty hard to get it.I certainly wouldnt have passed if I was shuttling the USSS from place to place.

[Howlin]

Can we think of some engagement gifts for the happy couple?

Oh, I think we can.

[proudofthesouth]

I wonder how the Clintoons will get the tax payers to pay for this shindig?

[Howlin]

Oh, my goodness.......do these people not read the papers? Don't they know that every single person that touches this trash is tainted for life?

As far as I am concerned, the second the engagement is announced, they are FAIR game.

[GreatOne]

Is it wrong for me to say that I hope that this dickweed treats Chelsea like Bill treats Hillary? They always say that daughters marry their fathers.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"Can we think of some engagement gifts for the happy couple?

How about a pair of full metal jackets?

[codebreaker]

The only good thing to come of this is that Chelsea and Ian will take over Vernon Jordan's bachelor pad in Manhattan that was intended for Bubbas romps. (and happens to be right down the street from Monica!)

Clintoon will be sleeping at the Harlem office, getting a hotel room or (Gasp!) commuting home from work to Chappaqua.

[NRA2BFree]

But I really can't imagine a much worse fate than having Hillary as my mother-in-law (shudder).

LOL! THAT would be a fate worse than death. 8-)

[McGavin999]

LOL, I can't wait to see the wedding, it'll be a hoot!

[Unknown Freeper]

Would the USSS protection finally end after the wedding?

[Tall_Texan]

No matter how depressing your life is, remember there are some people who have it worse than you. Poor Ian. He would have been better off marrying a Kennedy. At least, the Kennedys have money.

[Howlin]

Evidently has never seen a picture of Bill Clinton while he was a student at Oxford.

[Howlin]

I don't think she's getting it now.

[codebreaker]

I am still trying to figure out how Chelsea has Secret Service and a limo to ferry her around the world.

Did they ever cut off Janet Reno from free security on the taxpayer dole? I heard stories from Florida that she was still recieving it 6 months after she had left office.

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

Geez dude, that may be a little over the top.

[glockmeister40]

...'President Clinton seemed comfortable with Ian and glad that his daughter found a decent man.'

How the hell would that degenerate know what a decent man is?

[Howlin]

"Ms. Clinton's patterns may be found at Liberals R Us."

[gorush]

'President Clinton seemed comfortable with Ian and glad that his daughter found a decent man.'

If true, it's just more evidence that kids often rebel against the values of their parents.