Talk about loaded for bear at close range!
The ladies can buy the Moniker Licker Blue Dress special from the Gap and then splatter the front of their dresses with mayonese. They too can wear the jaunty Moniker Licker Blue Berets perched jauntily on their gelled down hair.
OMG .. I on the floor laughing so hard
Chels' will be wearing a two bagger over her face so the guests don't hurl on the expensive carpet.