Jerrold Nadler's press secretary's web site. Check this lunatic out.

"Me" Eric Schmeltzer's web site ^ | 5/21/02 | Eric Schmeltzer

[LarryLied]

One reason why congress should get no classified information from the Bush administration:

I am the Press Secretary and Speech Writer for Representative Jerrold Nadler. Yeah, can you believe it? Even with this insane website on the internet, they still let me work for a United States Congressman! As my good friend and inspiration, Yakov Smirnov, used to say -- "Vhat a country!"

ME
Whattya wanna know about Da Schmeltz?

Welcome To The Professional World of Eric Schmeltzer
Please hire me!! Check it out! I'm good!

WACKY
Oh man, I don't know if you can handle... THE LINKS!

A futher sampling of Eric Schmeltzer's web site:

NAME:
Eric M. Schmeltzer, D.A. (Doctorus Amori (The Love Doctor)

AGE:
Old Enough to drink, have sex, and shoot a gun. 26. (June 3, 1975 -- A Very Funky Year, Indeed)

GENDER:
All man, baby. ALLLLLLLLL man.

SIZE:
Why? Am I making you horny? Let's shag, baby!

It's not the size, but how I use it. But I will tell you I'm 6'2".

And I have elephantitis of the genitals. YEAH, BABY!! YEAH!!

FAMOUS?
You bet your patootie I am!! Check out what Don King once called my "multitudilicious quotationiacal offericiciousnessly ponderouslings..."

All you need do is check out the google.com search on me! My monkey-ass is all over the place! Me on other pages, quoted in the news, etc.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

I can't get into his guest book. Has anybody else gotten into it? If so, what's there?

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

From personal experience of crap that people pull on the net, it's more than likely that this is a site made by one of his enemies. I am sure he has plenty. The site sounds like a prank.

When the Lewinsky scandal broke, there were no less than 10 sites and AOL screen names that popped up all claiming that they were Monica.

Don't believe everything you read.

[anniegetyourgun]

And heaven knows, you are a finer thing.....

[jbstrick]

Even if the site 'disappears', it will always be here.

Visit the internet WayBack Machine!

The current page is not there but the content is...

[Hemingway's Ghost]

This site is pretty extensive, though: it lists clips he's proud of, etc. I'd bet it's him.

[SpinyNorman]

Now that I think about it, Nadler more closely resembles Mr. Creosote of Monty Python's Meaning of Life movie. If you saw it, you will know exactly what I mean.

Would someone please pass Nadler that final "wafer thin mint?" He looks ready to explode!

[SwinusMaximus]

This CAN'T be for real. I think somebody put it there with malice aforethought. The guy just can't be that stupid.

[hellinahandcart]

You are captives in Nadler's district, yes?

[hellinahandcart]

ping...

[mia]

If you're curious, you can see his picture here. This guy is probably a close personal friend of the kids who left things in such pristine condition for the new administration.

After reading this guy's bio, it's hard for me to believe he's a PR person for a congressperson. Every other sentence starts with "I". He writes like a 10 year old and has a bigger ego than Jerrold Nadler. Wonder who his parents are? There must have been a bit of "influence" in the hiring of this egomaniac.

[sheik yerbouty]

Larry, this time you're right! Nadler could actually be Hussein Ibish(both men are Jaaba look alikes). in any case, Nadler is a socialist boob.

[LarryLied]

This CAN'T be for real. I think somebody put it there with malice aforethought. The guy just can't be that stupid.

Maybe just arrogance. Look what Barney Frank got away with. Found the site last night and checked it out for a while before posting. If it is fake, somebody took a lot of time on someone few have heard of. If someone did it to get him, I think they would have made the site even worse than it is.

[LarryLied]

Jews for Morality ranks Nadler #4 among ""...men who are in the forefront of the drive to morally corrupt and destroy our children and our neighborhoods. . ."

"4. JERROLD NADLER - the 'Toast of Greenwich Village'. Mr. Nadler is one of the most extreme radical members of Congress - second only to his close pal, the openly homosexual Congressman Barney Frank.

"Nadler enthusiastically backs the entire gay, abortion, and pornography 'rights' agenda. - a person who tramples upon Hashem's Torah Hakedoshah. Nadler is a relentless enemy of Judaism."

[Optimist]

(take that montypython.net)

[SwinusMaximus]

>If it is fake, somebody took a lot of time on someone few have heard of.

Yeah I hear you ... but people with personal vendettas can be very singleminded in their quest for "revenge".

It'll be interesting to see what happens with it over the next few hours/days. But until I see this guy on TV with his mea culpa just call me skeptical.

[ken5050]

email, or call the NY Post, they'll love it...

[ken5050]

The guy actually got his job because his parent own a deli...they provide Nadler with free food....

[Freebird Forever]

Sadly, most registered DEMS in this country don't realize their party has been overtaken by sluts, political whores, liars, potty-mouthed, criminal, pukes.

I respectfully disagree.
IMO, these people mirror their constituency.

[texasbluebell]

Thanks for bringing this out into the light of day. This guy is a moron. Is someone contacting the media about this jerk? And how many more are just like him that we don't even know about. What a waste of taxpayer money employing this creep.

[sheik yerbouty]

Nadler is too huge to be bisexual. He is at least, trisexual(uggggh!)! I believe that he(?) like other liberal dems belongs to the International Socialists of America. They must send a C5A to take hin from NY to Washington!