To: goodnesswins
Speaking of being safe, I am flying to Buffalo tomorrow and I am thinking of carrying a plastic bag of bacon on board...do you think they'll take my bacon away from me at the baggage counter? (terrorists have something about pork and pig's parts that they can't be buried with and I wanted a deterrant from possible suicide bombers on board)
To: princess leah
Now "carrying pork" is probably the SMARTEST deterrent to terrorism I've heard - all planes should have it on board - and all passengers should be required to carry it! HEY, we could even make the gov't pay for it - as long as it would get rid of the stupid screening processors
To: princess leah
ROFLMAO, takin bacon. I am adding that to my terror phrases list and doing that if I ever fly again. Brilliant. Do you think it would make a terrorist, hell bent on downing a plane, think again? Worth a try! Thanks for the laugh.
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