Environmentalists Drive 'Gas Guzzler' From Protest Site

Townhall.com ^ | 05/30/02 | Unknown

[mamelukesabre]

I don't know what your talking about, and stop calling me buddy. I'm not angry at SUVs. I just think they are a joke. If you want a truck, buy a truck(like I did). Those silly cadilacs with big fat tires are rediculous. I laugh at anyone that buys one of those stupid rendevous or navigators or escalades.

That's right, I own a truck. A real truck...with a stickshift and two wheel drive and none of that silly extended cab, stepside nonsense either.

[Lower55]

Hey buddy, I bet you carry your beer in the rain,too. I saw one redneck going on vacation with his pickup truck. All of his clothes and supplies were getting wet in the back of the truck. He didn't buy the extra-tough garbage bags that are suitable for luggage.

So, buddy, when you're stopped under an overpass trying to keep the rain off your wife and kids, I'll wave from my nice, dry, SUV.

Just kidding, buddy.

[Lower55]

That was the International "Travelall"

[mamelukesabre]

Carry my beer in the rain?? I don't know what that means.

hey, if you weren't such a redneck, you'd know that a truck topper works great for vacations. With a truck topper in place, your stuff stays dry and the kids can ride in back. And so can the dog.

you copy that good buddy?

[Lower55]

A truck topper makes a pickup an SUV. And kids aren't supposed to ride in the back of a truck.

I didnt't mean 'your wife and kids', I meant "your wife and her kids". Carrying your beer in the rain is self-explanatory.

[mamelukesabre]

hahaha

You just contradicted yourself. A topper makes an SUV, yet kids can't ride in the back because it's a truck.......ya! that makes sense.

I still don't get the "beer in the rain" thing. Lets say I did have a cooler full of beer in the back of a truck and it was raining....SO WHAT. Does that hurt the beer? I don't think so!

[Lower55]

You're right, as long as your topper come with seats and seat belts.

As for your beer obcession, I doubt that a brown paper sack could pass for a weathertight cooler.

[mamelukesabre]

MY BEER OBSESSION?? You're the one that brought it up. And it still makes no sense.

Why would anyone go on a vacation and carry beer in a paper sack in the back of a pickup truck? It has to stay cold somehow.

But, let's assume someone did put beer in a paper sack in the rain. The rain still can't hurt the beer. I suppose you would say the beer is ruined and throw it away?

Seats and seatbelts? That can be done. I personally haven't done it, but I've seen it done before.

[wjcsux]

If you think SUV's are stupid, you don't have to buy one. No one has any business telling another person which products they are allowed to buy. Drive a Yugo if you want to. I will keep my Ford F-250 4WD truck!

[Lower55]

Ok, you win. You can carry her kids in the back of your truck.

You and this cold beer thing.....I guess if you insist on beering it up everywhere you go, you must have a real styrofoam ice chest to keep it cool. The rain wouldn't ruin the beer, but it would be a pain to stop every mile or two in the rain to get out to get another one to guzzle down.

You really need to try to cut down on this constant beer drinking, if only for the wife and her kids.

[MadelineZapeezda]

Tell them that the YUGO will soon be re-introduced!

[mamelukesabre]

Your ford isn't an SUV. I also drive a pickup.

[mamelukesabre]

You are the one with the beer fixation. And by the way, you carry beer in a cooler in the back of your truck to drink it after you get where you are going. You don't pull over every few minutes and get one out to drink on the way. Jeez, you really are one of those rednecks arent' you?

[HBAR223]

"Afghanistan Bananastan"

[KevinDavis]

Aaah the Do as I say not as I do crowd.. I think I'll buy a suv just to p*** of the envrio-nazis

[wjcsux]

My Ford truck isn't an SUV!? Thank you so much for telling me!

[mamelukesabre]

You are welcome. You may now consider yourself informed.

[wjcsux]

You leftists are so helpful.

[mamelukesabre]

If you think I'm a leftist, you don't know what one is.

[wjcsux]

You are condescending enough to be one!