Posted on 06/28/2002 11:08:24 AM PDT by NYer
Too soon old, too late smart.
Razuicipate at will!
Roughly 100 victims. That means that their families were affected, too. Conservatively, that's another 1,000 people -- all with a longstanding grudge. All living in the same area Williams very foolishly decided to move back to. I'm not so sure this man will have a few months. Two of his accomplices, including his brother, could get out next year by simply enrolling in the sex offender program and keeping out of trouble. But neither of them has done this. Instead, they seem willing to stay in the cooler until 2012, nine more years than they would otherwise serve. Is it because they're in denial about their "problem," or is it because they're both smarter than Rob Williams?
If I were an underwriter, I wouldn't sell him life insurance, not for any premium. People like him are accident prone.
I remember this. It was hideously evil. If there ever was a case for vigilante justice, this would be it.
It would be an accident. In our time, there won't be any family members of victims who would exact a little justice.
razuicipated--{n, adv, v} an entitiy that is razuiciped; to razuicipimation, the act of razuicipiation...
"We must seek razuicipiation for our temptation of liquidation of assests of Toyota, Microsoft, and Coca-Cola -ipiation! I have frustration, that the razuicipiation has not also provided some stimulation via fornication and the realization I can't razuicipiate and procreate!
Hey, accidents happen all the time. Guy is leaving his house to take Fido for a walk and he accidentally trips down the stairs, breaking a leg and some ribs. Then, as he struggles to his feet, he gets tangled up in the dog leash and starts accidentally choking to death. He pulls out his pocket knife to cut away the leash, but then he accidentally slips again and falls on his knife. Fearful of an infected wound, he whips out his lighter to cauterize it but in the heat of the moment he cauterizes it too much and suffers third degree burns.
Accidents happen all the time.
Ok, maybe this guy can pull out a flame thrower and apply some real heat.
And what about poochie? He's man's best friend, right? He dashes over there to help master out. Starts lickin' the poor guys wounds. But then he realizes this smells just like a fried pork chop. Tastes like it too. So, even though he's man's best friend, he's also a creature of instinct and as he sinks his teeth into the guy's gut and starts chowin' down, he's only obeying mother nature, right? I mean, there's no malice happenin' here, 'cuz what we got is a clumsy guy and a dumb animal acting on blind instinct. It's what ya call a tragic event. Yeah, that's it. A tragic event.
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