Blind psychic gropes buttocks to see future

ReutersTimesofIndia ^ | 7.10.02

[Gumlegs]

Your type of site

LOL!! Thank you for calling my attention to it. (Although to tell the truth, anything with high weirdness is my type of site).

[swarthyguy]

You said weird....

Bulletproof Buttocks

[swarthyguy]

Cheeky, Cheeky.

[ez2muz]

The term, "steatopygia" was first introduced to me in a rather rough "biker-type" bar.

A leather-infested dude wore a tee-shirt that read,
"We can cure steatopygia in your lifetime"

I had to go home and look it up.

LMAO.

[swarthyguy]

At least you didn't ask the biker.

[Gumlegs]

Hmmm. Could be a little too useful to be true chindogu.

[swarthyguy]

HOw would SouthWest deal with this guy?

Announcer (Eric Idle): And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks!

Host (John Cleese): Good Evening. I have with me Mr Arthur Frampton who has... (pause) Mr. Frampton, I understand that you, as it were, have... (pause) Well let me put it another way. I believe Mr. Frampton that whereas most people have - er - two... two.. you... you...

Frampton (Terry Jones): I'm sorry?

Host: Ah yes, yes I see. Are you quite comfortable?

Frampton: Yes, fine thank you.

Host: Mr Frampton, er, vis a vis your... (pause) rump.

Frampton: I beg your pardon?

Host: Your rump.

Frampton: What?

Host: Er, your posterior. (Whispers) Derriere. Sit-upon.

Frampton: What's that?

Host: (whispers) Your buttocks.

Frampton: Oh, me bum!

Host: (hurriedly) Sshhh! Well now, I understand that you, Mr Frampton, have a... (pause) 50% bonus in the region of what you say.

Frampton: I got three cheeks.

Host: Yes, yes, splendid, splendid. Well we were wondering, Mr Frampton, if you could see your way clear to giving us a quick... (pause) a quick visual... (long pause). Mr Frampton, would you take your trousers down?

Frampton: What? (to cameraman) 'Ere, get that away! I'm not taking me trousers off on television. What do you think I am?

Host: Please take them down.

Frampton: No!

Host: Just a little bit?

Frampton: No!

Host: No, er look, er Mr Frampton. It's perfectly easy for somebody just to come along here claiming... that they have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is Mr. Frampton, our viewers need proof.

Frampton: I've been on Persian Radio. Get off! Arthur Figgis knows I've got three buttocks.

Host: How?

Frampton: We go cycling together.

(Cut to shot of two men riding tandem. The one behind (Graham) looks down, looks up and exclaims 'strewth '.)

Announcer: (sitting at desk) And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks.

(Interview studio again.)

Host: Good evening, I have with me Mr Arthur Frampton, who... Mr Frampton I understand that you, as it were have - well let me put it another way... I believe Mr Frampton that whereas most people... didn't we do this just now?

Frampton: Er ... yes.

Host: Well why didn't you say so?

Frampton: I thought it was the continental version.

(Cut back to Announcer sitting at desk)

Announcer: And now for something completely the same - a man with three buttocks. (phone on desk rings - he answers) Hello? Oh, did we? (puts phone down and looks at camera) And now for something completely different. A man with three noses.

Off-Screen Voice: He's not here yet!

Announcer: Two noses?

[maxwell]

does this bathing suit make my ass look big?

No babes, yer A$$ makes yer a$$ look big...

BWAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Whoops...

[exmoor]

$hit happens..........

[Jonah Hex]

"THREE BUTTOCKS?!?"

[exmoor]

I 2nd that.......

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Thanks sweetie........lol

[MotleyGirl70]

Very funny. Is that a Monty Python type skit?

[swarthyguy]

It is MontyPython. Just closed the window but i think its montypython.net.

[swarthyguy]

""No stockbroker would keep asking a blind clairvoyant to tell them about future stock prices if they didn't believe I could to it," he said."

But has it bottomed out yet?

[Jonah Hex]

Even better, did he help Hillary!(tm) with cattle futures?

[swarthyguy]

Wait til the Italians in Rome buses get a hold of this.

[swarthyguy]

Or we might be in for a double-dip recession.

[swarthyguy]

Will we ever get to the bottom of this?

[maxwell]

A$$ implants. Yep, when I win the lottery that's the first damn thing I'M gettin'.